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Old 21st October 2010
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Tersebutlah seorang PSK tua yang laku keras pada jamannya. karena uda makin tuwir dia kalah pamor, jadinya dia pindah lokasi deh.

Ceritanya dia pindah ke 1 kampung, nah disitu gak ada PSK, cuman dia satu-satunya. makanya dia langsung pasang tariff gila-gilaaan.

Sekali masuk 10rb, keluar 10 rb

walopun begitu, antrian panjaaanggg sekali (secara d one n only PSK disono)

Beuuhhhhhh' biar panjang, ngantrinya lumayan cepet. Paling lama 2-3 menitan soalnya mahal. namanya dikampung, penghasilan kan gak gede-gede banget.

Biar mahal, dari pejabat kampung ampe petani yang keluar kamar, mukanya sumringah semua.

Pas ada 1 pejabat kampung mo masuk, ada 1 petani yang dari tadi mukanya mupeng bener, akhirnya dia kasian ngasih si petani masuk duluan. Dalem hati : "Palingan bawa duit gak nyampe 30 rb, ntaran lagi juga giliran gue"

Setelah ditunggu 1 menit g keluar, 3 menit, 5 menit, 30 mnt........ beuhhhh ternyata tajir bener nih si petani. rusuh dah antrian! akhirnya si pejabat tadi nekat masuk kamar.

Dilihatnya si petani lagi posisi 'ngefreeze' gitu, ditanyain deh "ngapain lo diem begitu, uda dari tadi nih gw nunggu!!!! cepet gantian!!!!!"

Petani: "Maap bang, saya bawanya cuma ceban (10.000)...."


*jangan lupa di-KLIK: Thank's, Rate, & Melon

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Seru abis.. gan langsung ilang obat stress dari ente setelah baca treat dari ente konyol,kocak,ngakak abis :ngakak :ngakak
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ngaka aja dah

Spoiler for mampir ndan:

Cuma isi survei dibayar Rp 2.000,00, sehari bisa survei 100 data berarti dapat Rp 200.000,00, coba aja
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