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Old 11th February 2010
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Talking Pengorbanan Istri Anggota Legislatif

Seorang anggota legislatif suatu sore duduk bersama istrinya diteras rumah baru mereka sambil memandangi ikan-ikan peliharaannya. Lalu terjadinya pembicaraan yang mengerikan ini.

Istri: Pa... saya minta papa jujur saja, pernah gak selama perkawinan kita, papa nyeleweng? Kalaupun pernah gak apa kok, saya anggap sebagai masa lalu papa.

Suami: Sejujurnya saya gak pernah, sumpah... Mama sendiri gimana?

Istri: Sebenarnya pernah...

Suami: (Glek).............????

Istri: Ingat gak dulu waktu pulang abis ngelamar kerja papa pulang dengan lesu karena lamaran papa ditolak? Tapi lusanya papa dipanggil kerja.

Suami: Kenapa emangnya ma?

Istri: Besoknya saya temui boss papa, saya berikan kepuasan kepada dia diruang kerjanya!

Suami: Cuma itu saja?

Istri: Ingat gak waktu permintaan kenaikan gaji papa ditolak? Tapi kemudian gaji papa dinaikkan 2 kali lipat bahkan papa dipromosikan?

Suami: Ingat... memangnya kenapa?

Istri: Saya temui boss papa dirumahnya... dan saya berikan kepuasan semalam suntuk sama dia.

Suami: (Glek)... tapi cuma itu saja toh?

Istri: Gimana sih papa ini... papa ingat gak waktu pertama papa jadi anggota legislatif? Waktu itu kan papa kekurangan 150 suara!!!



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:nyahaha: Yang terakhir itu berarti ......
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Beuh.. parah..
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kekurangan 150 suara!!!
berarti istri itu telah memberikan kepuasan ke 150orang lebih ?? :eek:
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gileee bener 150 orang dilayanin,,jadi sumut tua dah thu punya isterinya,,gege
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jenggg 150 kuat bner tuh istrinya wkk
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Ampun dah... Berarti istrinya udah di pake banyak orang dong
Kalo ane langsung di cerein tuh
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istri yang setia
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satu kata: Luar Biasa!!
hehehe, parah 150 org
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150 suara? banyak bener ya ndan.. kkkkkkkkkkk








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