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Old 23rd June 2010
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Default Surat Klaim Buat Om Bill Gates

Siapa bilang perusahaan besar semacam microsoft berjalan secara mulus.
Yang pasti,semakin berkembang pesatnya perusahaan,makin banyak pula komplain dari customernya.
Berikut adalah surat claim dari customer
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"My Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
I�ve bought a computer for my home and I�ve found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice:

1. There is a button �Start� but there is no �Stop� button.
I request you to please check this.

2. One doubt is, whether any �Re-Scooter� is available in System..? Cos I find only �Re-cycle�, as I own only a scooter.

3. I recently learnt �Microsoft Word�,. now I want to learn �Microsoft Sentence�.
So,,when will you provide that?

4. There is �microsoft office�, but what about �microsoft home� since I use this at home only.

5. One personal question, how is it that your name is �Gates� but you are selling �Windows�., instead of �Doors�..!!

Awaiting Reply.


With best regards,




Mr. Bean"
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Terjemahan ke Bahasa Indonesia:

"Bill Gates yang saya hormati,
Saya telah membeli komputer untuk keperluan rumah dan saya menemukan beberapa masalah,
berikut saya uraikan agar menjadi perhatian bagi anda :

1. Ada tombol 'Start', tapi tidak ada tombol 'Stop'.
Saya ingin anda mengeceknya.

2. Yang meragukan adalah, apakah 'Re-Scooter' tersedia dalam Sistem ..?
Karena saya hanya menemukan 'Re-cycle', karena saya hanya mempunyai scooter (sekuter)

3. Saya baru belajar 'Microsoft Word - Microsoft tulisan', sekarang saya ingin belajar 'Microsoft Sentence - Microsoft Kalimat'.
Jadi, dapatkah Anda menyediakannya?

4. Hanya ada "Microsoft Office - Kantor", tapi bagaimana dengan 'microsoft home - rumah' karena saya menggunakan ini di rumah saja.

5. Satu pertanyaan pribadi, bagaimana bahwa nama Anda adalah 'Gates - Pintu Masuk' ,tetapi Anda menjual 'Windows - Jendela', bukan 'Doors - Pintu'..!!


Menunggu Balasan.


Salam,





Mr. Bean
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Gimana om Bill Gates nanggepin suratnya itu ya

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nyang ngirim komplen bloon tu


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aneh2 aja tuh

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:nyahaha:
yang komplain begobgt tuh ndan
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nyang ngirim komplen bloon tu


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yang komplain begobgt tuh ndan

liat aj spa pngirimnya tuh ndan. . . :nyahaha:
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liat aj spa pngirimnya tuh ndan. . . :nyahaha:
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pantesan beg0. , yang k0mplain aja MR.BEAN
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w Mr.bean terlalu dewa
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