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Old 1st December 2010
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Default Talking Lepaskan Semua Pakaianku !!! (17 + / DEWASA.TAPI GAK PORNO!!)

Lepaskan Semua Pakaianku !!! (17 + / DEWASA.TAPI GAK PORNO!!)
Lepaskan Semua Pakaianku !!! (17 + / DEWASA)
Suatu malam, Bu Subur dan Pak Subur bermaksud menghadiri suatu pesta... Si Ujang adiknya Pak Subur setuju untuk menjaga rumah sendirian.. Ternyata sesampai di tempat pesta, Bu Subur merasa pusing dan nggak enak badan. Karena pesta tersebut adalah pesta kantor dan sangat penting bagi Pak Subur, Bu Subur tidak keberatan pulang sendiri naik taksi, sementara Pak Subur meneruskan pestanya. Sesampainya Bu Subur di rumah sekitar pukul 23.00, Si Ujang adiknya Pak subur sedang asik duduk di ruang tengah sambil nonton televisi... Dirumah sangat sepi dan hanya ada Ujang dan bu Subur..



�Jang, tolong kamu lepas perhiasanku ya�.� kata Bu Subur kepada Ujang.

Ujang: "Iya Mbak.." Dengan patuh Ujang kemudian melakukannya apa yg di perintahkan oleh bu Subur..



�Ujang sekarang lepaskan blusku..!!!� perintah Bu Subur.

Ujang: "Ta.. Tapi mbak.." Sambil ketakutan, akhirnya dipenuhi juga untuk melepaskan blus bu Subur..



Bu Subur pun kemudian minta Ujang melepaskan rok dan sepatunya. Terakhir Bu Subur meminta Ujang melepaskan CD dan BH nya:

�Ayo sekarang lepaskan CD dan BH-ku juga ya Jang...� kata Bu Subur lagi.

Ujang: "Eeeemm.. Iii.. Iyaa.. yaa Mbak.." Dengan gugup dan tangan sedikit gemetar, Ujang kemudian melakukannya.



Sekarang pakaian, CD, BH dan semua asesoris bu Subur sudah tergeletak di atas meja tanpa ada yang tersisa lagi sampai Bugil (Maaf). Bu Subur berdiri tepat di depan Ujang, perlahan-lahan bu Subur mendekati si Ujang.. Kemudian Bu Subur berteriak kepada Ujang:

�UJANG !!! SUDAH BERAPA KALI SAYA BILANG... JANGAN SUKA MEMAKAI PAKAIAN PEREMPUAN LAGI !!! DASAR BENCOOOOOOONG !!!�

Ujang: "Ihhhh.. Cap Cusss.. Yeee.. Cucoookkk Deeeehh..!!!"

@#$#%$#% ????



(OTAK LEMOT ALIAS SUSAH NGERTI DILARANG BACA..!!!) Ha2.. Piss Gan..

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Buahahahahahahahaha...ngakak ane bacanye. Ternyate oh ternyate....cerita kehidupan Ndan Stu di tuangkan di sini. Hahahaha...

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Buahahahahahahahaha...ngakak ane bacanye. Ternyate oh ternyate....cerita kehidupan Ndan Stu di tuangkan di sini. Hahahaha...

cerita pribadi ts ya ndan..kocak
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hahaha
kirain tadi apaan...
hahaha
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wkakakaka...
ane pkir lelaki tulen ndan trnyata lelaki jadi-jadin....
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wkwk
kirain paan ndan
haha
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dasar....

bencis uey....
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ane kirain serius nih ternyata banci.. :nyahaha:
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wah ngakak dasar ujang maho ihhh...kaburr ....
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kirain ane apaan ndan haahha heboh beet
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