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Old 9th June 2012
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Default Ndeso ala Barat (Inggris Somplak)

Suatu hari, ada seorang bule yg sedang menunggu becak di bandara, tiba" ada salah seorang bule yg lain menghampirinya. Ternyata, dia adalah teman seorang bule yg lg nunggu becak tersebut. Merekapun berbincang-bincang:



Bule 2: "Long time no see, how are you?."

Bule 1: "Yeah! It's been a long time! I'm very well, thanks."

Bule 2: "What are you doing here?"

Bule 1: "Well, I am waiting for Becak to bring me home."

Bule 2: "Hahaha, you sure are always so stupid. Oh yeah, btw I want to invite you to my home tonight. How about it?

Bule 1: "Well, I'm a little busy tonight so I can't come."

Bule 2: "I think you are FREE tonight."

Bule 1: "WHAT...???!!!! You said I'm FREE??!!! That is very rude!!!"

Lalu, si Bule 1 lngsng pergi tanpa memberi alasan. Dan ternyata, dia pergi karena dibilang sama Bule 2 klo dia 'FREE tonight". Yang artinya 'GRATIS malam ini'. Padahal kata 'FREE' yang dimaksudkan oleh si Bule 2 adalah 'Bebas malam ini'. Sungguh somplak si Bule yg satu ini...

Hahahaha....



Sorry gan klo garing, saya cuma bermaksud menghibur

Tapi emank dimana" tuh gk ada yg garing kok, jadi gpp x klo dikasih jg, hehe... Sekalian jg gpp klo emank agan ini berhati bagai

Dan klo gk ngerti, silahkan tanya sama Babeh Google Translate. NB: Google Translate jg kadang suka Ndeso ngartiin bahasa, jadi jgn asal main copas aja, hehe...

Semoga gk ya gan...



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