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Old 26th January 2011
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Langsung aja ndan..semoga terhibur....
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Satu hari Sultan merasa sungguh "boring n bete abis", jadi dia
Tanya Bendahara, "Bendahara, siapa paling pandai saat ini?"
"Abunawas" jawab Bendahara. Sultan pun manggil Abunawas n baginda
bertitah : "Kalau kamu pandai, coba buat satu cerita seratus kata tapi
setiap kata mesti dimulai dengan huruf 'J'.

Terperanjat Abunawas, tapi setelah berfikir, diapun mulai bercerita:

Jeng Juminten janda judes, jelek jerawatan, jari jempolnya jorok. Jeng
juminten jajal jualan jamu jarak jauh Jogya-Jakarta. Jamu
jagoannya: jamu jahe. "Jamu-jamuuu..., jamu jahe-jamu jaheee...!"
Juminten jerit-jerit jajakan jamunya, jelajahi jalanan.
Jariknya jatuh, Juminten jatuh jumpalitan. Jeng Juminten
jerit-jerit: "Jarikku jatuh, jarikku jatuh..." Juminten jengkel,
jualan jamunya jungkir-jungkiran, jadi jemu juga.

Juminten jumpa Jack, jejaka Jawa jomblo, juragan jengkol, jantan,
juara judo. Jantungnya Jeng Juminten janda judes jadi jedag-jedug.
Juminten janji jera jualan jamu, jadi julietnya Jack.

Johny justru jadi jelous Juminten jadi juliet-nya Jack. Johny juga
jejaka jomblo, jalang, juga jangkung. Julukannya, Johny Jago Joget.
"Jieehhh, Jack jejaka Jawa, Jum?" joke-nya Johny. Jakunnya jadi
jungkat-jungkit jelalatan jenguk Juminten. "Jangan jealous, John..." jawab Juminten.

Jumat, Johny jambret, jagoannya jembatan Joglo jarinya jawil-jawil
jerawatnya Juminten. Juminten jerit-jerit: "Jack, Jack, Johny jahil,
jawil-jawil!!!" Jack jumping-in jalan, jembatan juga jemuran. Jack jegal
Johny, Jebr eeet..., Jack jotos Johny. Jidatnya Johny jenong, jadi
jontor juga jendol... jeleekk. "John, jangan jahilin
Juminten...!" jerit Jack. Jantungnya Johny jedot-jedotan, "Janji,
Jack, janji... Johnny jera," jawab Johny. Jack jadikan Johny join
jualan jajan jejer Juminten.
Jhony jadi jongosnya Jack-Juminten, jagain jongko, jualan jus
jengkol jajanan jurumudi jurusan Jogja-Jombang, julukannya Jus
Jengkol Johny "Jolly-jolly Jumper." Jumpalagi, jek........!!!

Jeringatan : Jangan joba-joba jikin jerita jayak jini jagi ja...!!!
JUSAH...!!!



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Old 27th January 2011
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Old 28th January 2011
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J semua emng ndan
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Old 29th January 2011
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Jampe Jusah Jacanya....

Jmang ji Jabunawas jaling jinter...
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Kepeleset lidah ane bacanya..
ini baru lucu....
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Old 11th February 2011
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ngos2san ane bacanya ndan....
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kreatip tuh, awalnya J semua ndan..








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