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Old 23rd January 2011
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Default Prajurit yang Ingin Memperoleh Kelulusan dengan Cepat

Seorang tentara Amerika yang baru saja terdaftar meminta Komandan agar bisa lulus ujian dalam waktu 3 hari.

Komandan mengatakan "Apakah kau gila, baru saja bergabung dengan tentara Amerika, dan sudah mau minta lulus dalam 3-hari? Anda harus melakukan sesuatu yang spektakuler untuk bisa memperoleh pengakuan itu!"

Jadi prajurit itu kembali sehari kemudian dalam sebuah tank Irak!

Komandan itu sangat terkesan, ia bertanya, "Bagaimana kau melakukannya?"

"Ya, saya melompat dalam sebuah tank, dan pergi menuju perbatasan dengan orang-orang Irak. Dan saya melihat sebuah tangki Irak. Aku mengibarkan bendera putih, tank Irak itu juga menaruh bendera putih ke atas. Saya berkata kepada prajurit Irak, "Apakah Anda juga ingin mendapatkan sertifikat kelulusan dalam tiga-hari? Jadi kita saling bertukar tank!"

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Old 24th January 2011
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cerdik juga tuh prajurit... :nyahaha:
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Old 24th January 2011
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licik banget caranya, hahaha..








timpuk dund buat ceumekam ndan..
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Old 27th January 2011
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hahahaha..sama2 prajurit bego..
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Old 28th January 2011
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haduh,,
kretip juga ndan
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Old 28th January 2011
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kreatif biar cepet lulus
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Yah, malah diajak kerjasama.
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:eeek: jujur amat yak..
Ga jadi lulus klo gitu yak..

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gokil tuh prajurit...
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