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Old 19th March 2011
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Suatu hari di salah satu ruangan di gedung MPR/DPR. Seorang anggota dewan yang baru diangkat, tampak masih canggung, lugu dan serba kikuk.
Rupanya dia wakil dari daerah dan belum pernah bekerja atau punya ruangan yang megah. Beberapa saat kemudian, ada yang mengetuk pintu ruangannya.
Setelah dibuka, berdiri dihadapannya 2 orang dengan kopor besar dan segulungan kabel. �Wah�, ini pasti wartawan TV yg mau mewawancarai aku��, pikirnya dalam hati.
Agar tampak berwibawa dan membela rakyat, sambil melihat jam dan mengangkat telepon dia berkata: �Maaf tunggu sebentar, saat ini saya harus menghubungi ketua fraksi untuk melaporkan hasil-hasil sidang hari ini��
Kemudian selama beberapa puluh menit dia menelpon dan terlibat pembicaraan tingkat tinggi, sambil sekali-sekali menyebut-nyebut �demi rakyat� atau �kepentingan rakyat� keras-keras. Setelah selesai sambil meletakan gagang telepon dia berkata pada dua orang tamunya tsb.
�Nah, sekarang wawancara bisa kita mulai��
Kedua orang itu tampak bingung dan berpandangan satu sama lain. Akhirnya salah satunya berkata: �Maaf pak�, kami datang kesini mau memasang saluran telepon bapak��

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bego....
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Old 19th March 2011
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Bodoh sekali...
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Old 20th March 2011
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klo jd tu org, lgsg gantung diri di poon cabe gw

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Old 20th March 2011
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makanya klu jd anggota DPR jangan ngechitt dunks......
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ketauan boongnya tuh anggota dpr..:nyahaha:kkkkkkk
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Old 28th March 2011
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makanya jangan sok2 cari muka n membela rakyat pak... :nyahaha:
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rupanya teleponnya belum terpasang
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