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Old 8th June 2011
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Nama : Yocki

Nama Lengkap : Yocki Malaiholo

Nama Panggilan : Yocki

Jenis Kelamin : Laki-Laki

TTL : ga ngerti

Tempat & Tanggal Lahir : Bandung & 10 Desember 1985

Alamat : Antapani, Bandung

Dari lahir di bandung terus : iya

Agama : Atheis

Atheis apa : liberal

Status : Berniat menikah

Tinggi Badan : 173cm

Berat Badan : 63Kg

Ideal : iya

Rupa wajah : ganteng

Banget : iya

Warna rambut : hitam kecoklatan

Seperti rambut Tom Cruise : iya

Wajahnya mirip gak : iya

Golongan Darah : AB

Pernah Donor Darah : Pernah

Dimana : PMI

Kapan : Lupa

Golongan orang : Beriman

Bahasa yang dikuasai : Indonesia (aktif), Sunda (Aktif),
Inggris (pasif), Merapi (aktif),
Jawa (pernah)





Data Keluarga

Ayah : lelaki
Ibu : perempuan
Adik : ditakdirkan perempuan
Pacar : harus perempuan (wajib)
Kakek : lelaki
Nenek : perempuan
Ada semua? : ayah dan kakek sudan meninggal
Oh, maaf : ga apa2
Sepupunya Dicky? : Dicky mana?
Dicky Ahmad : Iya
Ada hubungan dgn Raffi? : Raffi mana?
Raffi Ahmad : tidak ada
Kok Mirip? : ya tidak tahu
Masih saudara Tom Cruise : bukan, kenapa mirip ya?
Iya : Huufftt





Pendidikan Formal

TK : tidak
SD : SD Muhammadiyah 7
Bandung
SMP : SMPN 7 Bandung
SMA : SMAN 1 Bandung
Perguruan Tinggi : UNPAD





Skill

Komputer : Photoshop, Illustrator, MS.Word. MS.Excel, MS.Access, MS.Frontpage,
Macromedia Dremweaver, Macromedia Freehand
Bela Diri : Hikmatul Iman Indonesia
Muntainering : hiking, scrambling, climbing
Menyanyi : bisa
Gitar : bisa
Piano : bisa
Bass : sedikit
Drum : sedikit
Ganteng : iya
Bisa ngaji : bisa
Bisa terbang : tidak
Senyum : manis
Bisa kembali ke masa lalu : tidak
Bisa motor : bisa
Bisa tidur : bisa
Bisa melihat : Bisa
Bisa mendengar : bisa
Bisa berjalan : Bisa
Hafal Bandung : Iya
Hafal Jakarta : tidak









Hobby

- Musik

- Art

- Digital Imaging

- Membaca

- Menulis

- Bernyanyi

- Mountainering

- Nonton Film

- Mengaji

- Sholat

- Senyum

- Browsing

- Mengobrol

- Ketawa

- Tidur

- Bangun

- Mandi

- Keramas

- Gunting kuku

- Melihat monitor yang nyala

- Melihat layar HP

- Duduk di tempat empuk

- Jalan-jalan

- Motor-motoran

- Pakai sepatu

- Pakai baju

- Sedekah (senyum)

- Goreng belut

- Sate kambing (polos)

- Baso Trisno (cimahi)

- Comet lada

- Dll



Sudah dulu ya, mau mandi dulu, airnya sudah panas
Saya buat ini karena tak sengaja membuka file CV Oki Jatmiko yg serasa berlebihan
Ditemani sirup coco pandan, starmild dan Pidi baiq dalam computer
Bandung, 8 Juni 2011
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Old 8th June 2011
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CV yg edan.....

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Old 15th June 2011
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CV nya ngakak abis
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Old 16th June 2011
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gila tu orang yang bikin CV..
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gila tu orang yang bikin CV..
TS nya dong
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Old 25th June 2011
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itu apaan yg terakhir ada mantra gtu?
ndan flamy dirapiin dulu tu kodenya
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kayaknya ada yang membuka data pribadi nya sendiri deh
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ngakak nih baca CVnya, ada ngga ya yg bikin CV kaya gitu?
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Old 28th June 2011
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yg penting ada fotonya...
CVnya ke dua
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