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6th December 2011
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Miss Universe - Jokes (In English)
It is the final round of the Miss Universe Pageant and the 3 finalists, Miss USA , Miss Malaysia and Miss Singapore are being asked 3 simple questions:
MC: The first question is name me an electrical appliance starting with 'L' Miss USA : Lamp Miss Malaysia : Light bulb Miss Singapore : LADIO Judge: No, no, Radio does not start with the letter 'L' MC: I am going to give you 3 more chances; Now, name me an animal starting with the letter 'L' Miss USA : Lion Miss Malaysia : Leopard Miss Singapore : LABBIT Judge: No, no, no! MC: Your next chance. The name of a famous car that starts with 'L' Miss USA : Lexus Miss Malaysia : Lamborgini Miss Singapore : Lolls- Loyce Judge: Oh my God! MC: I am going to give you one last chance! Name me a fruit starting with the letter 'L' Miss USA : Lemon Miss Malaysia : Lychee Miss Singapore , with full of confidence, smiles and says: LIEWLIAN !! (durian) This is not the end of the story, the Judge consulted the board of judges to determine if Miss Singapore should really be disqualified; and they decided that since Miss Singapore was having so many problems With the letter 'L', they decided to give her another chance. Judge: OK, the final question is : Name me a human anatomy starting with the letter 'L' Miss USA : Lung (applause) Miss Malaysia : Liver (even more applause) Miss Singapore : LAN CIAU !! The Judges fainted ..! 
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