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Old 11th November 2011
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WELCOME TO MY THREAD


Sebelum di baca tolong bantu gan

jika ada agan yang berkenan dengan thread ane boleh lah bagi (masih abu abu gan)

dan tolong jangan di gan sakit

for joke, jangan kesinggung tapi mari kita baca sedikit kisah berikut yuuukkk !!!!!

sseorang manager perusahaan tengah makan siang dan sedang ngobrol sama seorang pengemis diwarung soto .



manager : pak , cape' yah abis ngemis ? pasti laper ya pak ?



pengemis : biasa ajah tuh, hari ini udah makan 3 kali malahan



manager : loh ! uangnya cuma buat makan bapak ? anak dan istri dirumah makan apah ?



pengemis : kaya orang susah ajah !!! istri dan anak saya lagi makan di restoran tau !!! tadi barusan telpon saya (sambil mengeluarkan hape bb nya), mereka lagi makan dikuningan.



manager sampai kebingungan dan berkata : emang bapak ngemis 1 hari dapet berapa ?



pengemis : nih yahhh,,,, saya kasih tau !!!

saya ngemis dari jam 7:00-17:00

lampu merah atau hijau waktunya 60 detik, setiap 60 detik paling engga saya bisa dapet Rp 2000,-

1 jam = 60 kali lampu merah/lampu hijau

60 x 2.000 = 120.000 / jam

1 hari saya kerja 10 jam, 1 jam buat istirahat jadi 9 jam

9 jam x 120.000 = 1.080.000 / hari

1 bulan saya kerja 26 hari.

26 hari x 1.080.000 = 28.080.000 / bulan



manager sampai kaget dan bengong mendengar cerita pengemis itu



pengemis : emang mas jadi manager, gaji per bulan berapa ?



manager : 15 juta



pengemis : ijasah ?



manager : S1



pengemis : psti nguarin banyak duit untu biaya kuliah ? belom lagi kerja kena marah sama boss. tu kepala isinya penuh sama soal kerjaan mulu , mending mas ngemis ajah .

biar kaya seperti saya , saya ngemis udah 10 tahun dan sudah keliling dunia



manager :



SOO ????

pilih mana ???

- jadi pengemis dengan penghasilan 28.080.000 / bulan

- atau jadi manager dengan penghasilan 15.000.000 / blan



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baruuuu..dech ndan jokes ente bikin ane sakit perut nich lucu abis :ngakak
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Old 13th April 2012
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iya juga gan,

siapa sangka pengemis rumahnya gedong di kampung
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pengemis cuman modal muka tembok aje
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lebih dari gaji gw... ganti haluan ah...
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