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Old 6th March 2010
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Thunder sebentar lagi akan terkenalThunder sebentar lagi akan terkenal
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Ada 3 bayi kembar dlm perut IBU-nya saling curhat ttg cita2.

BAYI ke-1: "Jika Aku sdh keluar nanti ingin jd pegawai PLN, mau kupasang listrik/lampu dlm rahim Ibu krn gelap sekali."

BAYI ke-2: "Jika Aku sdh keluar nanti ingin jadi pegawai PDAM, mau kupasang pengairan dlm rahim Ibu krn banyak cairan kotor. Mau kusedot keluar semua agar adik2ku bisa bernafas."

BAYI ke-3: "Aku ingin jadi POLISI aja, mau kutangkap bocah nakal Si Botak yg sering keluar/masuk di rahim Ibu ini. Sdh masuknya ta'izin, ee..tepat di depan mukaku dia meludah. Awas nanti kalau Aku keluar akan kutangkap & Aku gigit dia biar tdk nakal.

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Old 6th March 2010
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hahaha. apa tuh si botak?
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anak ketiga pendendam tuh
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:Wahaha: hebat banget thu bayi ke tiga,tangkep aja si botak kurang aja thu ndan,,wekekkeke
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wkk yang ke3 nya,, edan ndan wkk
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Old 6th July 2010
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Mantap tu yang ke 3, calon anak pemberani
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Old 29th March 2011
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BAYI ke-3: "Aku ingin jadi POLISI aja, mau kutangkap bocah nakal Si Botak yg sering keluar/masuk di rahim Ibu ini. Sdh masuknya ta'izin, ee..tepat di depan mukaku dia meludah. Awas nanti kalau Aku keluar akan kutangkap & Aku gigit dia biar tdk nakal.
hahahaha..jalan tol bokap lu tu tong..w
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Old 29th March 2011
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sibotaknya sapa ya tuh?? :nyahaha:
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hahaha jadi polisi mau nangkap bocah botak
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