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Old 21st September 2010
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Default 18 Ciri-ciri Cowok Tidak Muda Lagi

1. Membaca makin jauh, kencing makin dekat.
2. Dulu tidur berhadap-hadapan, sekarang beradu pantat.
3. Dulu suka pakai minyak wangi, sekarang sering pakai minyak angin
4. Dulu 12 kali lebih dalam sebulan, sekarang belum tentu sekali sebulan
5. Dulu keras sekali selama menunggu, sekarang lama sekali menunggu keras.
6. Dulu langsung ON, sekarang langsung Down
7. Dulu sering tanya sehat bro?, sekarang sehat ga dok?
8. Dulu kencing asin, sekarang banyak yang sudah kencingnya manis
9. Dulu sering ajak makan enak, sekarang ajak makan obat
10. Dulu korbankan kesehatan demi kekayaan, sekarang korbankan kekayaan demi kesehatan
11. Dulu mengkritik generasi tua, sekarang mencela generasi muda
12. Dulu bermimpi untuk mengubah dunia, sekarang jadi insomnia karena dunia berubah terus.
13. Dulu dongkol karena nggak dikasih, sekarang jengkel karena ditagih.
14. Dulu pemburu nikmat, sekarang diburu tobat ... ampuuuuun ... ..
15. Dulu sering mengacungkan jari kelingking, sekarang mengacungkan jari telunjuk.
16. Dulu sering pake kaca mata, sekarang matanya sering berkaca-kaca.
17. Dulu sering "unjuk gigi", sekarang "unjuk gusi".
18. Dulu pandangan hidup (dipandang sudah hidup) sekarang jadi pegangan hidup (dipegang-pegang baru hidup)... kacian deh...
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Old 22nd September 2010
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wah2..
bener banget..
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bisa banget nih treatnya lucu abis ndan sampai ane ketawa nih terus2an :ngakak
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dolo aja ane gan beneran dah kocak bener cerita ente
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Old 13th April 2012
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bisa banget nih treatnya lucu abis ndan sampai ane ketawa nih terus2an :ngakak
yoi gan, kreatif gile
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mayan buat bahan renungan kita Dennn, bakalan jd tua juga kita lah
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yang terakhir ada2 aja tuh,,,
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wkwkw, ada-ada aja ndan, yang terakhir sebutannya apaan ya
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wakakakakaka...pengalaman pribadi y ndan ?
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bisa aja nih si ndan bikin ketawa aja
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