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Old 9th June 2012
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Langsung aja gan....



Ni crita temen ane waktu masih SMA....

Pulang sekolah mereka bedua jalan2,biasa ngecengin anak SD (Jiaaaahhh )

mereka boncengan naek motor bedua,sebut aja si Abdul (Pengemudi motor) Si Budi (Pembonceng motor)

sampainya di tempat rame (pasar) si Abdul berusaha nyalip Becak yang jalan nya kayak Kura-kura...

karena jalan rame ternyata nyalip nya mepet banget,tanpa sepengetahuan Abdul ternyata dengkul Budi nyangkut di becak,alhasil Budi jatoh n ketinggalan,sementara Abdul yang kagak nape2 ngacir aja....

selang 100 meter Abdul baru sadar kalo Budi jatoh n ketinggalan,abis sadar dia balik n boncengin Budi lagi yg langsung lompat karena malu....

singkatnya karena malu mereka langsung ngacir n pulang ke rumah.sampai d rumah Budi si Abdul ngliad Jok motornya basah...

Abdul : "Jok ane basah bud nape yah??padahal kagak ujan"

Budi : "iyha yah,pantat ane jg jd basah"

Abdul : (liatin pantat Budi) "Asataganaga,celana ente bolong n pantat ente berdarah bud"

Budi : "????????????????????"



*Usut punya usut,ternyata pantat Budi luka karena kena aspal



Maap kl terlalu panjang gan,

Semoga Terhibur....



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lumayan ndan.
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Mencret yak tu si budi
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aaiiihhhsss masa budi ga nyadar kalo berdarah
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