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Old 5th October 2012
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Beberapa problem pendidikan selain tawuran:

G : guru
M : murid

1. Komunikasi
G : Selo! Di mana letak Jantung?
M : Gak tau Pak
G : Bodoh! Keluar!
*keluar sebentar dan masuk lg*
M : Pak, di luar jg gak ada Jantung

2. Ngerjain PR
G : Heru kenapa telat?
M : Sy dicopet Bu
G : Terus kamu ga apa2?
M : Ga apa2 Bu
G : Apa yg hilang?
M : Buku PR Bu

3. Lupa pelajaran
G : Siapa yg ingat pelajaran minggu lalu? | *hening* |
G : Setiadji? Km ingat?
M : Sudahlah Bu! Yang lalu biarlah berlalu

4. Nyontek
Awang, jangan nyontek! | Gak Pak | Terus ngapain nengok2 ke Baim? | Ini soal2nya kayakny sama Pak. Jadi sy cm mencocokkan jawaban! | >:O

5. Curang
Oke, siapa yg bisa jawab boleh pulang | *zamhari lempar tas ke jendela* | Siapa yang lempar tadi?! | Saya bu! Horee bs pulang! | 3-|

6. Merokok
Djoko, lu kok ngerokok mulu! | Emang kenapa? | Ga takut mati apa!? | Tenang, gw bawa korek! Klo mati, gw nyalain lg! | X_X

7. Ajaran Ortu
Giovani, setelah 7 berapa? | 8, 9, 10 Bu | Bagus! Siapa yg ajarin? | Bapak aku Bu | Terus, setelah 10 apa? | Jack, Queen, King Bu! | X_X

8. Dukungan keluarga
Darmadi, klo UAN ini kamu gagal lagi ga usah kenal sama Papa!
*Setelah UAN*
Darmadi, gimana UAN kamu? | Maaf, bapak siapa ya? | *nerd*
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Old 6th October 2012
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hahahahah gokil nich gan.,.,.,.,.
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Old 6th October 2012
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wkkwk.... guru na di bulu - buli....
agen bola
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Old 7th October 2012
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ada ada ja tuh cerita
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Old 8th October 2012
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no 7 tuh parahhh
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Old 11th October 2012
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yang nomer 7, bapaknya penjudi tuh ya...hahahahahaha
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Old 13th October 2012
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gokill ndann.......
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Old 27th July 2013
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Hahahaha ndan ... Bisa Bisa aja ane buat kayak ginia Hahahah Wkwkwk
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