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Old 17th June 2011
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Default cara memakai kondom yang baik dan benar

Seorang suami yang sudah memiliki 10 orang anak mendatangi dokter untuk diajari menggunakan kondom supaya istrinya tidak melahirkan lagi... maka si dokter pun menjelaskannya

Dokter : pertama2 buka bungkusnya, kemudian pasang kondomnya seperti ini (dia memasukkan kondom itu ke jempol jarinya), mudah kan kata dokter kepada pasiennya
suami : makasih dok.. atas penjelasannya

pulanglah si suami ke rumahnya, 4 bulan kemudian dia mendatangi lg dokter tersebut :

Suami : dok... koq istri saya tetap hamil
Dokter : koq bisa?? kondomnya gak bocor kan..
Suami : gak dok...udah saya periksa
Dokter : cara makenya udah benar kan??
suami : iya dok... seperti yg dokter jelaskan...
Dokter : hmmmmm..... emank bapak masang kondomnya dimana???
suami : di jempol kan dok... seperti yg dokter peragakan...
dokter :??????!!!!!


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Old 17th June 2011
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awkakwkawkkawk ngakak banget ndan


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yg mau ane kasih tpi balasnya
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Old 18th June 2011
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udah punya 10 anak ko masih bego gitu yah?
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udah punya 10 anak ko masih bego gitu yah?

bukan teknik buat anaknya yang bego...... tapi teknik make kondomnya, habis ga pernah sih ...... langsung lebih terasa loh
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bego sangat tu orang..
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ini mah bkn bego lg tp dodol bgt
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Udah Punya 10 Anak Tapi Masih Amatiran Gitu Ndan !!!
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Udah Punya 10 Anak Tapi Masih Amatiran Gitu Ndan !!!
kan bikin anak ga perlu pake kondom.... makanya pas di kasih kondom bingung mo make gimana???......
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