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Di Suatu perayaan haloween, di dalam sebuah taksi terjadi percakapan antara supir dan biarawati (penumpang taksi)
SUPIR TAKSI (ST) : Apakah benar seorang biarawati tidak boleh berhubungan intim?
BIARAWATI (BW) : Benar karena itu dilarang... berpegangan tangan aja tidak boleh..
ST : Tp seorang biarawati juga mempunyai tugas buat membuat umat untuk berbahagia bukan?
BW : Benar sekali.. sebisa mungkin mengabulkan harapan umat...
ST : Saya dari kecil ingin sekali mencium bibir seorang biarawati... bisakah anda mengabulkannya?
BW : Maaf untuk itu saya tidak bisa...
ST : Ayolah... bantu kabulkan permintaan saya sekali saja... saya benar2 ingin merasakan ciuman tulus dari seorang biarawati, apalagi yg cantik dan muda seperti anda... (dengan memelas dan sangat memohon)
BW : ok..ok.. saya akan memenuhinya tp dengan syarat...
ST : baiklah saya pasti memenuhi syarat2nya
BW : 1. Kita harus seiman 2. Kamu belum berkeluarga 3. Kamu masih Perjaka dan 4. kamu tidak menceritakan ini ke siapapun...
ST : wah.. cocok kalo begitu!! saya masuk dalam kriteria syarat2 yg diajukan..

Singkat cerita mereka mencari gang sepi dan memarkirkan Taxi disana, sedetik kemudian terjadilah adegan ciuaman yg sangat HOTT!! saling bersilat lidah dan bertukar ludah ...
Setelah mereka puas berciuman, Taxi kembali melaju pelan dan terjadi percakapan lagi...

ST : biarawati bodoh... kamu telah aku tipu hahaha... aku sebenarnya tidak seiman dengan kamu, dan telah berkeluarga anak ku sudah 3 pula, jadi mana mungkin aku masih perjaka dan pengalaman ini pastinya akan aku ceritakan keteman2 saya...
BW : ohhhh.. gak masalah (jawab biarawati ringan) Aku juga bukan biarawati sungguhan kok ini cuma sekedar kostum haloween yg saya pakai...
dan ohh ya kita belum kenal... nama saya JAMES.... hehehe


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Wkwkkw james..!!!

bagi nya dong ndan..
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mampus lo.... wadam diembat juga :nyahaha:
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biarawati hoax.. homo pula tuh ndan..








bagi dund buat ceumekam ndan..
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Wkwkwk..kasian..maho kyk gt kok gak keliatan seh?..
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