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Old 12th May 2010
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Capek menjawab pertanyaan istrinya tentang penampilannya, seorang lelaki membelikan sebuah cermin besar untuk seluruh badan. Ternyata usahanya itu hanya sedikit saja membantu, si istri gemar bercermin dan kerap bertanya kepada suaminya tentang tubuhnya.

Suatu hari dia merasa payudaranya terlalu kecil.

"Usaplah sela-selanya pakai tisu toilet dua atau tiga kali sehari," kata suaminya. Si istri agak keheranan, tapi dicobanya juga.

Beberapa hari kemudian dia berkata kepada suaminya, "Berapa lama efek usapan tisu itu akan muncul? Kok sampai sekarang nggak ada tanda-tanda pembesaran?"

"Kira-kira butuh satu atau dua tahun," jawab suaminya.

"Kamu yakin pasti berhasil?"

"Lha pantatmu itu dulu butuh berapa tahun?"


Soryy kalo repost,jangan sungkan kasih ato sekedar thanks..:blink:

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oke lah ndan
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oke lah ndan
Makasih ya Ndan..BTW,Komandan dapet PeraOne nehh:blink:
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Hahaha emang gede kan tuh vantad ...
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jiaaaahh...
pantatnya jadi gedee yhaaa...?
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wakakakaka.., lucu ndan..,
menurut ane c mending pake tangan.., whahahah
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wakakakaka.., lucu ndan..,
menurut ane c mending pake tangan.., whahahah
Udah bosen kale suamina massage toket istrinya,,gege,,disuruh usaha ndiri dah..
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:nyahaha: lumayan ndan, nice2
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hehehe...mayan lucu ndan
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iya yak
tak coba ah tar ane elus2 pake tisu
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