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Old 29th April 2011
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1. Pensil bisa diselipkan di telinga. Komputer juga bisa, tapi telinga siapa ?

2. Ujung pensil, kalau tumpul bisa diraut. Komputer tumpul, apa kabar ?

3. Pensil harganya murah. Komputer juga murah, asal bayarnya pakai potong gaji

4. Pensil bisa menulis di atas air. Komputer ? hehehe�

5. Listrik padam, pensil masih bisa dipakai nulis. Pada kejadian yang sama, komputer malah digondol maling�

6. Pensil bisa untuk main lempar-lemparan.. Komputer juga bisa untuk lempar-lemparan, tapi siapa mau coba rasa lemparan komputer ?

7. Pensil bisa dipakai korek-korek hidung. Komputer kayaknya bisa, tapi jangan hidung saya ya ?

8. Pensil ngga bisa kena virus Michael Angelo. Komputer gudangnya virus

9. Pensil jatuh, tidak keras bunyinya, tidak mengganggu orang tidur. Jatuhkan komputer Anda, kemudian Anda tidur. Apa bisa ?

10. Pensil boleh ditaruh di bawah bantal. Komputer juga boleh, tapi bantalnya tidak boleh ditiduri

11. Pensil, tanpa dibuatkan program, bisa untuk nulis dan menggambar. Komputer tanpa program, apa jadinya ?

12. Pensil basah, bisa dijemur. Komputer basah, nyetrum !

13. Itulah, kata orang yang baru bisa beli pensil! dan gak mampu beli komputer... hahaha
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Old 29th April 2011
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hahaha..
pembenaran bagi orang yang belum sanggup beli komputer tuh..:nyahaha:
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berarti lbh bagus pensil dunk ndan drpd komputer?? :nyahaha:
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tapi pensil kaga bisa di pake nyeriwis ndan
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Nice Jokes NDAN, tapi lbh enak Komputer. Kan bisa buat nyeriwis
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:bingung: susah nya jadi orang miskin...
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pensil emank paling yahuud dah
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Pensil ternyata lebih hebat dari komputer
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pensil jelas lebih bagus daripada komputer ndan.. kwkwwkk
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