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Old 11th May 2010
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Dalam pelajaran IPS di kelas nol kecil, Bu Guru mengenalkan jenis-jenis pekerjaan orang. Kemudian setiap anak diminta menyebutkan pekerjaan ibunya masing-masing.

Suzy : "Mamaku guru SMA."
Budi : "Mamaku punya toko."
Boy : "Mamaku seorang pelacur..."

Jawaban Boy membuat Bu Guru kaget gak karuan. Langsung saja Boy disuruh menghadap Bapak Kepala Sekolah. Sekitar lima belas menit kemudian Boy kembali ke kelas, sambil tersenyum-senyum sambil menunjukkan apel di tangannya.

Bu Guru: "Apa yang dikatakan Bapak Kepala Sekolah padamu?"
Boy : "Setiap pekerjaan adalah mulia dan punya sumbangan pada ekonomi. Kemudian beliau minta nomor HP mama, setelah itu ngasih apel."
Bu Guru: "???"

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Hahahha kepala sekolahnya doyan juga tuh :nyahaha:
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dasar kepala sekolah mesum..
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wkkk bu guru pun bingung ngadu kemana wkk
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wakakaka..doyan jajan tuh kpl sekolah :m177:
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kepsesknya mesuk abis dah tuh ndan...

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kocak abis broooo
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kepseknya sama bejadnya ndan...
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minta no hp nya juga doong
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kepala sekolahnya mupeng
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