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Old 30th July 2010
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Default Surat Suami Untuk Istri Tercinta

Sepasang suami isteri setengah baya yang sama- sama dari kalangan profesional merasa penat dengan kesibukan di ibukota. Mereka memutuskan untuk berlibur di Padang dan menempati kembali kamar hotel yang sama saat mereka melalui masa honeymoon 30 tahun lalu.

Karena kesibukannya, sang suami harus terbang lebih dahulu dan isterinya baru menyusul keesokan harinya.

Setelah check in di hotel di Padang, sang suami mendapati sebuah komputer yang tersambung ke internet telah terpasang di kamarnya. Dengan gembira ia menulis e-mail mesra kepada isterinya di kantornya di Jalan Sudirman, Jakarta.

Celakanya, ia salah mengetik alamat e-mail isterinya dan tanpa menyadari kesalahannya ia tetap mengirimkan e-mail tersebut.

Di daerah Pekanbaru, seorang wanita baru kembali dari pemakaman suaminya yang baru meninggal. Setiba di rumah, ia langsung check e-mail untuk membaca ucapan-ucapan belasungkawa.

Baru selesai membaca e-mail yang pertama, ia jatuh pingsan. Anak sulungnya yang terkejut kemudian membaca e-mail tersebut, yang bunyinya:

To: Isteriku tercinta
Subject: Aku udah sampai!!!
Date: 22 Mei 2006

Aku tahu pasti kamu kaget tapi seneng dapat kabar dariku. Ternyata disini mereka udah pasang internet juga, katanya biar bisa berkirim kabar buat orang-orang tercinta di rumah.

Aku baru sampai dan sudah check-in. Katanya mereka juga sudah mempersiapkan segalanya untuk kedatanganmu besok.

Nggak sabar juga deh rasanya nunggu kamu. Semoga perjalanan kamu ke sini juga mengasyikkan seperti perjalananku kemarin.

Oh iya, disini lagi panas-panasnya. Kalau mau nyusul, anak-anak diajak aja.

Love,
Papa

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melonnya jangan lupa y ndan.
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bruakakakakak..
lagi panas-panasnya,, dan anak" diajak?

bisa" pingsan tuh,, baca email yang salah kirim..
wekekekek..
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wakakakaka..............
jadi inget waktu om gw meninggal
hp nya di isengin ma sepupu gw dya sms in ke anak om gw yg meninggal
jadi heboh sekeluarga and tetangga ndan.....
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salah sambung tuh surat.. :nyahaha:kkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
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disundul lagi ah...
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repost ah
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istrinya disuruh nyusul
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repost ah
tapi perasaan disini blmada om.CMIIW
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hihihii....rupanya di neraka udah pasang inet..
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