Ceriwis  

Go Back   Ceriwis > DISKUSI > Lounge > Jokes

Jokes Segala hal yang lucu dan kocak bisa kamu baca ataupun share disini.

Reply
 
Thread Tools
  #1  
Old 14th August 2010
VHIENSKI VHIENSKI is offline
Newbie
 
Join Date: Jun 2010
Posts: 2,691
Rep Power: 0
VHIENSKI has disabled reputation
Default Telepon Ajaib Untuk Keluarga Cendana

Ceritanya setelah Pak Harto meninggal anak-anaknya ngerasa kehilangan bgt, buat melepas stress Tutut liburan ke Amerika. Di Amerika dia ketemu temen lamanya si Inem dan akhirnya si Tutut curhat sama si Inem

Tutut : "Nem gua kesepian banget nih semenjak bokap meninggal."

Inem : "Sabar ya tut, oh iya gua denger di amerika dah di temuin telpon canggih buat nelpon ke Akhirat, tapi pulsanya mahal banget tut."

Tutut : "Ah yang bener lu nem ayo deh anterin gua beli tuh telpon, tidak apa-apa deh mahal, gua kan kaya, yang penting gua bisa ngobatin kangen sama bokap."

Akhirnya si tutut beli tuh telpon, trus dibawa ke rumahnya. Sampe dirumahnya di tes ternyata bener dia bisa ngomong sama bokapnya, trus akhirnya semua keluarganya pada ikut ngomong.

Waktu selesai semuanya ngomong akhirnya si tutut jadi kepikiran sama tagihan telponnya, soalnya total pembicaraan semuanya lebih dari 6 jam.

Akhirnya dia nelpon Operator buat nanya tagihannya, Ternyata kata operator tagihan cuman Rp. 53,000. tutut kaget kok murah banget akhirnya dia nelpon operator lagi buat mastiin kalo tarifnya emang murah. Kalo bener murah dia pengen nelpon lagi.

Tutut : "Ooi mister bener tuh tagihannya cuman 53 ribu, murah banget, coba cek lagi deh."

Operator :" Oke deh saya cek, tutup aja bu nanti saya hubungin"

Setelah 5 menit akhirnya si Operator nelpon tutut

Operator : "Halo bu, ternyata bener ngga ada yang salah, tarifnya emang segitu, waktu saya cek ternyata Cendana sama neraka pulsanya lokal.
__________________


__________________
if you appreciate our fair please behave

Reply With Quote
  #2  
Old 29th August 2010
Arya's Avatar
Arya Arya is offline
Senior Ceriwiser
 
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: Surabaya
Posts: 6,003
Rep Power: 57
Arya has disabled reputation
Default

buseet dah..
kalo gitu, rumah ane sama surga pulsana lokal dong..
Reply With Quote
  #3  
Old 30th August 2010
younoob's Avatar
younoob younoob is offline
Moderator
 
Join Date: Jul 2010
Posts: 3,790
Rep Power: 28
younoob is blessedyounoob is blessedyounoob is blessedyounoob is blessedyounoob is blessedyounoob is blessedyounoob is blessedyounoob is blessedyounoob is blessedyounoob is blessedyounoob is blessed
Default

hahahah :nyahaha:
nyindir bgt
Reply With Quote
  #4  
Old 30th August 2010
konde2's Avatar
konde2 konde2 is offline
Ceriwis Lover
 
Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: child duck
Posts: 1,440
Rep Power: 17
konde2 ceriwis bangetkonde2 ceriwis bangetkonde2 ceriwis bangetkonde2 ceriwis bangetkonde2 ceriwis bangetkonde2 ceriwis banget
Default

no coment ......
Reply With Quote
  #5  
Old 31st August 2010
Walker's Avatar
Walker Walker is offline
Member
 
Join Date: May 2010
Posts: 72
Rep Power: 0
Walker mempunyai hidup yang Normal
Default

naik angkot nyampe dong ndan...
Reply With Quote
  #6  
Old 31st August 2010
logite's Avatar
logite logite is offline
Moderator
 
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Room OTO & all ...
Posts: 2,679
Rep Power: 53
logite is Ceriwis Prophetlogite is Ceriwis Prophetlogite is Ceriwis Prophetlogite is Ceriwis Prophetlogite is Ceriwis Prophetlogite is Ceriwis Prophetlogite is Ceriwis Prophetlogite is Ceriwis Prophetlogite is Ceriwis Prophetlogite is Ceriwis Prophetlogite is Ceriwis Prophet
Default

banjirut nih banyolan ngena banget ndan.........
Reply With Quote
  #7  
Old 1st September 2010
gembel2's Avatar
gembel2 gembel2 is offline
Member Aktif
 
Join Date: Jun 2010
Posts: 121
Rep Power: 0
gembel2 mempunyai hidup yang Normal
Default

masuk...banget,...
Reply With Quote
  #8  
Old 20th March 2011
ceumekam's Avatar
ceumekam ceumekam is offline
Enthusiast
 
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: PIC#060 & diuju
Posts: 4,351
Rep Power: 41
ceumekam is Ceriwis Guruceumekam is Ceriwis Guruceumekam is Ceriwis Guruceumekam is Ceriwis Guruceumekam is Ceriwis Guruceumekam is Ceriwis Guruceumekam is Ceriwis Guruceumekam is Ceriwis Guruceumekam is Ceriwis Guruceumekam is Ceriwis Guruceumekam is Ceriwis Guru
Default

hahaha.. pulsa lokal..:nyahaha:kkkkkkk
Reply With Quote
  #9  
Old 20th March 2011
xbrondongx's Avatar
xbrondongx xbrondongx is offline
Member Aktif
 
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: jakarta
Posts: 198
Rep Power: 0
xbrondongx mempunyai hidup yang Normal
Default

sindirannya okeh juga ndan
Reply With Quote
  #10  
Old 21st March 2011
baukaki's Avatar
baukaki baukaki is offline
Ceriwiser
 
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Prime ID | RED
Posts: 422
Rep Power: 0
baukaki hobinya dikasih cabe!baukaki hobinya dikasih cabe!baukaki hobinya dikasih cabe!baukaki hobinya dikasih cabe!baukaki hobinya dikasih cabe!baukaki hobinya dikasih cabe!
Default

kocak gan
Reply With Quote
Reply


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off


 


All times are GMT +7. The time now is 12:44 PM.


no new posts