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Old 2nd July 2010
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Si Doni memanggil tukang cukur keliling yang kebetulan lewat depan rumahnya, ia berniat mencukur rambutnya.
Doni: �Bang! Tukang cukur, cukur sini bang!�
Tukang Cukur: �Mau cukur Don?!�
Doni: �Dipendekin berapa harganya bang?�
Tukang Cukur: �Murah cuma 3000 Don.�
Doni: �Kalau botak berapa bang?�
Tukang Cukur: �Kalau botak 2000.�
Doni: �Ya sudah kalo gitu pendekin aja bang biar rapi.�
Kemudian si tukang cukur segera mencukur rambut si Doni, setelah rapi Doni membayar tukang cukur dengan uang 5000an.
Tukang Cukur: �Wah nggak ada kembaliannya Don, ni aja baru penglaris.�
Doni: �Waduh gimana yach bang gak ada recehan nich bang��
Sambil garuk kepala Doni berpikir, setelah lama berpikir kemudian Doni memutuskan.
Doni: �Ya udah bang, kalau gitu yang 2000 botak aja.�
Tukang Cukur: �!@@#!!!!!??�

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doni nya dudutz ndan :nyahaha: parah 2x potong
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wakaka tukang cukur untung....:nyahaha::nyahaha:
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hahaha.. 3000 pendek + 2000 botak = 5000.. kocak.. ahahahahha
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