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Old 6th April 2011
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Ada seorang pria sedang putus asa, hanya berdiam diri di bar, sudah selama satu setengah jam cuma memandangi minumannya.
Tiba2 seorang pengemudi truk langsung datang dan meneguk minuman hingga habis isi gelas itu.
Si pria pemilik minuman langsung menangis.

�Hei�jangan nangis begitu, dong!� seru si pengemudi truk.
�Aku cuma bercanda saja kok tadi. Aku belikan minuman lagi, deh!� hibur pengemudi truk.
�Nggak, nggak usah. Hari ini merupakan hari terburuk dalam hidupku. Pertama,
aku telat ke kantor. Bosku marah besar dan aku dipecat. Ketika mau pulang,
ternyata mobilku dicuri orang. Ketika naik taksi, ternyata dompet dan kartu
kredit aku ketinggalan di dalamnya. Sampai rumah, istriku tidur dengan tukang
kebun. Aku meninggalkan rumah dan datang ke bar ini. Dan ketika aku berpikir
untuk mengakhiri hidupku, kau muncul dan meminum semua minuman beracun milikku�










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Old 7th April 2011
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mati dah tu pengemudi truk.. :nyahaha:
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racun rupanya tuh..:nyahaha:
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wkakkak..ganti aj judulnya jadi HARI SIAL SI PENGEMUDI TRUK
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hahaha..ternyata beracun minumannya
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