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Default _ kriteria wanita mencari pasangan _

1. Tak suka melirik wanita lain;
2. Tidak pernah menampar istri;
3. Tidak lari dari tanggung jawab dan dengan berani dia bilang syarat ke empat,
4. Memuaskan di tempat tidur.

Esok hari rumahnya di ketok. Dhok...dhok...dhok... Si Desy kaget bukan main. Di depannya ada pria buta tanpa tangan, dan kaki.


"Apakah anda Desy?" Tanya si pria.


"Benar, anda siapa?" Jawab Desy.


"Saya mau melamar anda" kata pria tersebut.


"Wah nekat bener orang ini." pikir si Desy.


Pria yang memakai kursi roda itu berkata, " Saya ini buta, jadi tidak mungkin melirik wanita lain, saya tidak punya tangan, mana mungkin bisa memukul anda. Saya juga tidak punya kaki, jelas tak akan lari."


"Tapi apakah anda mampu memuaskan saya?" Ujar Desy.


"Anda benar-benar menyepelekan saya, anda pikir saya tadi mengetok pintu pake apa?!"


Desi,"#*@$?+"@*+..?!?!?" (Pingsan)

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Wakakakakaa...
waaah mod mbul ngerees jg niihh..

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Wakakakakaa...
waaah mod mbul ngerees jg niihh..


maluuuuuuuuuuu ~



eike jadi malu ..

lucuu aja tadi , pas ngebaca" di inet ..
wah , bolee neh , lucu plus agak ngeres , hahaha

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ikut ngakaaak ..

kepalaaa , oh , kepalaaa ..

papa ikh
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maluuuuuuuuuuu ~



eike jadi malu ..

lucuu aja tadi , pas ngebaca" di inet ..
wah , bolee neh , lucu plus agak ngeres , hahaha








ikut ngakaaak ..

kepalaaa , oh , kepalaaa ..

papa ikh

hahaha..
iyaa ini lucu..
nice post..

keep posting miss..
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wkkk masa pke itu ndan wkk, nice2
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wkkk masa pke itu ndan wkk, nice2
hihihi
ga tau ndan ..
pake "itu" apa pake "itu" yg laen ..
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hahahaha..
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ngeres nih..
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make kursi roda ndan .... maju mundur
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