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Old 31st May 2010
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Default 3 Cewe Sexy Namun Kebangetan Pintar.....

jadi ceritanya ada 3 orang cwe sexy tapi bego... blum tau Pe**s (alat kelamin pria itu terbuat dari apa)

Cewek 1 : Pe**s itu terbuat dari daging

cewek 2 : Pe**s itu terbuat dari urat

cewek 3 : Pe**s itu terbuat dari tulang

mereka ribut cekcok tentang hal Pe**s sampai akhirnya mereka bertemu dengan tukan cendol... merekapun bertanya

cewek 1 : bang2 boleh tanya ga??? kalo terjawab saya beli smua cendol abang..

tk cendol : tanya? tanya apa neng? ko mau beli cendol pake tanya2 segala??

cewek 2 : jadi gini bang kita pengen tanya kalo alat kelamin pria terbuat dari apa?? soalnya kami belum pernah liat hehehe...

Tk cendol : kalo gitu neng liat aja sendiri ... ayo boleh ga apa-apa.. silahkan

Cewek 3 : beneran bang!!

tk cendol : bener nih (sembari buka celananya)

(tiga cewe mengamati)

cewe 1 : boleh pegang bang??

tk cendol : boleh - boleh pegang aja

cewek 1: (sembari memegang alat kelamin tk cendol yg masih lembek) tuh kan dari daging nih liat daging smua...

Cewek 2 : coba aku liat (karena lama di pegang Pe**s nya pun tegang) bukan daging ini urat liat uratnya pada muncul

cewek 3 : coba aku pegang ( sembari mengamati aga terkocok -kocok dan akhirnya.... CROT )

tuh kan dari tulang.. ini sumsumnya keluar...


tk cendol : yah terserah neng2 abang udah lemes gini ga di beli cendolnya juga ga papa >>>


sekian Ndan moga berkenan... tuk Ndan yang udah jangan lupa amalnya ane minta

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hahahahhahaa.. kreatif joke nya ndan...
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ahahaa , coba saya yang jadi tukang cendolll
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:nyahaha: mayan gratisan kenapa g di emut sekalian ya ndan:nyahaha:
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wokwokwokowkw... lucu ndan...
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pasti tukang cendolnya TS nya tuh ndan
ane yakin dah
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wokwokwokowkw... lucu ndan...
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kurang ajar tukang cendol gak bagi2 hahahahaha
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wah tukang cendolnya untung betul, klo 3 tadi diajak kimpoi pasti mau ndan
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wah enak donk dipegang2 sampe lemes gitu.
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