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Kalimat yang harus dihindari saat ML
Tips saat kita berhubungan intim dengan pasangan kita. Tipsnya adalah kalimat-kalimat haram yang tidak perlu diucapkan selama Anda berasyik masyuk dan berindehoi ( yang bisa mengakibatkan pertempuran jadi fatal dan berhenti tiba-tiba), baik di ranjang, di atas meja, di atas mesin cuci, dan di atas mesin jahit.....
Selamat menikmati hidangan kami:

1. Digigimu ada cabe...
2. Gincumu tebel amat, mirip Ateng di Ria Jenaka...
3. Duhhh, payudara mu ternyata besar amat..di tambal ban mana dipompa?
4. Duhhh, bulu kemaluan mu lebat banget, bisa dikepang 2 tuhh trus di kasi pita warna pink...
5. Siapa sihh nama kamu?
6. Sebentar, saya mahu ganti siaran tipi ke saluran bola..
7. Sebentar, saya mau buang air besar.
8. Kamu kentut ya?
9. Duhhh, mau pipis nehhh. Uda diubun ubun...
10. Senyum dong, mau dipoto nehhh.
11.Udahan ya, saya mau masturbasi aja.
12. Apakah ini pertama sekali kamu bercinta? Kamu hampir menelan gigi palsu saya..
13. Duhhh kamu buas sekali, mirip harimau.
14. Kamu jauh lebih binal dari mantan-mantan saya..
15. Kamu sangat bernapsu, seolah olah kamu membuat tubuh saya ibarat makan sate kambing.
16. Suaranya jangan kencang kencang dong, ibu mertua saya lagi tidur di kamar sebelah..
17. Teman teman saya betul, kamu sangat liar..
18. Bentar, mendingan matiin lampu apa hidup? Apakah perlu telpon PLN dulu?
19. Setelah saya sadar dari mabuk, ternyata muka kamu mirip kutu...
20. Setelah orgasme, apakah kamu minta bayaran?
21. Wedewww, jangan2 kondomnya robek. Kamu sihh dorong maju mundurnya terlalu kenceng. Emangnya saya truk mogok?
22. Berada di atas ranjang sangat mengasikkan dengan kamu. Saya seperti meniup balon dan kehabisan napas..
23. Penis kamu mirip vibrator...bisa berputar putar. Mudah2an saya ga kesetrum dengan penis kamu yang mirip vibrator

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wakakaka ada2 aje ndan...
Teruskan..
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wakaka...
ngakak ndan.
manteppp:araara:
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thanks ndan
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:nyahaha::nyahaha:
w tambahin ndan...
jangan bilang pantat mu kaya cut tari...(burixx)
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