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Old 20th August 2010
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Default inilah 10 efek-efek dari REDENOMINASI

Inilah 10 efek-efek dari REDENOMINASI


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Pengajuan redenominasi sontak mengundang kehebohan di penjuru negeri ini. Bagaimana tidak? yang tadinya 1000 mau diubah jadi 1, pastilah hal ini menimbulkan kebingungan dimasyarakat. Bagaimanapun, redenominasi tetap akan dilakukan.



Berikut efek-efek yang akan timbul jika hal itu benar-benar terjadi:

1. Aku mau hidup 1000 tahun lagi (chairil anwar), jadi 1 tahun lagi

2. Dongeng 1001 malam menjadi kisah 1 malam 10 menit

3. Mengucapkan beribu ribu terima kasih menjadi bersatu satu terima kasih

4. IP mahasiswa pintar 3,8 jadi 0,00038

5. Mati 1 tumbuh 1000 jadi 0.001 tumbuh 1

6. Kepulauan seribu menjadi kepulauan satu

7. Saat orang berteriak maling, ia akan mengambil 'langkah seribu' jadi 'langkah satu'.

8. Yang kasihan 2 marga dari batak: pasaribu jadi pasasatu, pangaribuan jadi pangasatuan.

9. Megawati menolak keras redonominasi karena tidak mau namanya berubah jadi kilowati

10. Kalau udah gini, semuanya jadi pusing 0.007 keliling deh.

Serius amat bacanya Ndan..
Maaf, intronya gak nyambung dengan kelanjutannya..
Semoga Terhibur Ndan...




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hahahahaha..
kilowati..
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humor2 berat nih ndan
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Old 23rd August 2010
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kocak ndan
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ngakak 1x ndan ( maksudnya 1000x )
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heheh bisa aja ni TS nya

koreksi dikit..
yang no 4 tu mustinya 0,0038 bukan 0,00038


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kenapa jadi kilo wati ???
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hahahahaha..
kilowati..
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kenapa jadi kilo wati ???
wah ntar bu kilowati nya marah lho........bukil bukil...buukilo...
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wakakakaka ada2 aje ts nice ndan
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kalau bahasa jawa nyuwun sewu jadi nyuwun setunggal ndan.............
jadi gampang ngasihnya..............:nyahaha:
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