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Default Motivasi Harian dari Mario Teguh cs

Motivasi hari ini oleh Mario Teguh dan kawan-kawannya, semoga termotivasi :

"Hentikanlah kebiasaanmu membandingkan kekuranganmu dengan kelebihan orang lain."
(Mario Teguh)

"Bila anda gagal hari ini, jangan pernah menyerah. Ulangi terus kegagalan anda sampai atasan/komandan anda menyerah."
(Mario Tegar)

"Jangan pernah menyerah... Benturkanlah kepala anda ditembok atau batu, maka akan keluar darah/minimal benjol."
(Mario Bross)

"Jika modal usaha Anda habis untuk aktivitas usaha Anda, setor terus modal Anda sekalipun tidak mendatangkan hasil bila kurang gadaikan saja apa yg bisa jd uang."
(Mario Tekor)

"Tak ada pekerjaan yg berat. Pekerjaan seberat apapun akan terasa ringan apabila tidak dikerjakan"
(Mario Ngeluh)

"Jika anda merasa lelah dengan pekerjaan anda, maka tidurlah, maka 1 masalah sudah terselesaikan."
(Mario Tepar)

"Jangan pernah mikir kerjaan terus, enjoy ur life, forget about everything that's bothering u... let's get this party started!"
(Mari yo Dugem Mareee)

"Mulai dari yang mudah dan ringan, yang rumit dan berat nanti juga ada org lain yang ngerjain..."
(Mario Tega)

"Mulailah dari yang kecil... karena semua yang besar dulunya juga kecil."
(Mario Erot)

Kesuksesan bisa diraih karena usaha
Usaha ada karena kemauan
Kemauan tercipta karena ada cita-cita
Cita-cita berasal dari mimpi
Mimpi ada karena tidur...
So... Jika ingin sukses marilah kita TIDUR
(Mario Tengil)

"Tak ada pekerjaan yg berat. Jika merasa berat posisikan diri anda jangan di bawah, cobalah di atas. Jika masih terasa berat gantilah pasangan anda."
(Mario Ozawa)

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Ha.. Ha... Mario Ozawa...
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HAHahahaha lucu2... melon sent!
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HAHahahaha lucu2... melon sent!
heheheheh tengkiu
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bruakakakak, , , ada mario erot, , , mario ozawa
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bruakakakak, , , ada mario erot, , , mario ozawa
ma' rio Erot spesialis membuat besar yang kecil......
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maria ozawa nya begitu banget..
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