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Kembali lagi bersama saya pengemisCABE.. tidak usah berlama - lama.. silahkan disimak thread ane yang satu ini
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Disuatu tempat di Jakarta, ada suatu keluarga yang sederhana yang terdiri dari ayah,ibu dan seorang putri..

Pada suatu malam, ketika Mereka satu keluarga sedang nonton sambil Menyantap makan malam, , Sang Putri mengaku bahwa dia telah hamill.. . Sang ayah dan ibu sangat terkejut dan Murka

"SIAPA SI BEDEBAH ITU!?" Jerit sang Ayah

SURUH DIA DATANG KESINI.....!!! sedangkan ibunya Menanggis


Si anak pun Menelepon orang yang Menghamilinya..

Setengah Jam kemudian Mobil FERARI Silver berhenti di depan Rumah.
Lalu, Seorang lelaki separuh baya Keluar dari Mobil.

Lalu Lelaki itu berhadapan dengan orang tua dari Perempuan yang telah dihamilinya..

Lalu dia berkata : "Saya lah yang telah menghamili Anak Anda."
Tetapi terus terang saya tidak bisa menikahi anak anda karena saya sudah berkeluarga. Namun, Bagaimanapun saya akan tetap bertanggung jawab."

Jika seandainya anak tersebut adalah perempuan , Saya akan Wasiatkan dua buah Hotel, 2 supermarket dan Uang tunai 5 Milyar rupiah..
Seandainya anak tersebut adalah anak laki-laki, saya akan wasiatkan Tiga tilang Minyak, Dua buah Super Market dan Uang Tunai 10 Milyar rupiah.


Tetapi Seandainya Anaknya Keguguran, Saya sendiri tidak tahu apa yang harus saya lakukan.....

Sang Ayah berfikir sebentar dan Si ibu terdiam tanpa tangis sedikit pun.
Akhirnya, Sambil Menepuk Lelaki itu, Sang Ayah berkata..

Spoiler for tredededettttt:
KALAU KEGUGURAN.... KAMU COBA LAGI YA...!!!! PASTI BISA!!!!
Sekian dari ane kumendan
kalau berkenan di Hati bagi Melon lahhh kumendan
kalo nggak bintang lima aja dehhh
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wah parah tuh bapaknya malah tergoda dengan wasiat


*salkam ga nih?
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Bapaknya mau banget tuh...
Btw, keknya lebih pas di Ketawa-Ketiwi nie...
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wahh...... orang tua yang benar2 ingin anaknya hidup senang....... wajib di contoh orang tua yang seperti ini
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Bapaknya mau banget tuh...
Btw, keknya lebih pas di Ketawa-Ketiwi nie...
iya kumendannn

ehh.. niatnya sih mau pasang di ketawa - ketiwi.. tapi... takutnya sunyi kan di venue lebih rame gitu

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wah parah tuh bapaknya malah tergoda dengan wasiat


*salkam ga nih?


ane tau kok kalo salah kamar... hehehe terima kasih udah ngingetin kumendann
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wahh...... orang tua yang benar2 ingin anaknya hidup senang....... wajib di contoh orang tua yang seperti ini
mau dong punya orang tua keg gitu

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mau dong punya orang tua keg gitu
saya ibrilz cowok...... jadi ga bisa di hamili dong. ...
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TSnya mau dongg dibagi hehehe... soalnya lama gak dapat kiriman buah
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bagi dikit dongg

udah lama gak dapar kiriman buah
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