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Old 1st January 2011
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Default Gara-gara pohon kelapa!

Pas di hari minggu si Rina disuruh ibunya manjat kelapa buat kolak, hal itu biasa maklum dia anak tomboy

Ibunya berkata :
‘Rin, ambilkan kelapa buat kolak’
‘Iya, Bu. Habis ini’

Tidak lama Rina sudah manjat pohon kelapa dan menjatuhkannya satu per satu(blak bluk). Suaranya mengagetkan pemuda-pemuda yang ada di bawahnya. Terus para pemuda tadi mendekat sambil melongok ke atas. Lalu Rina menawari mereka

‘Mau kelapa atau degan(kelapa muda) ?’
Para pemuda tidak jawab, malah bengong sambil tetap melongok ke atas
Si Rina bingung lalu masuk Tanya ibunya

‘Bu, tadi para pemuda kan di bawahku. Tak tawarin kelapa gak mau. Degan gak mau. Malah tetap melongo sambil menghadap ke atas’

‘Dasar bocah gemblung. Mereka itu mau ngintip CDmu nduk-nduk’jawab ibunya

Sambil sumringah dan tanpa rasa bersalah Rina ngomong sama ibunya
‘Oalah, selamet kalo gitu bu. Wong, aku tadi lupa gak pakek CD’

Ibunya: @*!?**$^


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Old 2nd January 2011
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buakakaka.... sakit jiwaa tuh si rin.. :nyahaha:
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Old 3rd January 2011
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Rinanya malah seneng ga pake CD
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healah rina rina, kok seneng gapake CD?
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Malah lebih fatal gak pake CD.

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Rina bener" gemblung......
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gila tuh si rina malah gak pake cd
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