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Old 12th July 2011
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Anggota DPR :Mba,laptopnya salah.
Customer Service:Salah gimana pak?
Anggota DPR : Laptopnya nggak mau hidup.....
Customer Service: Sudah tekan tombol power pak?
Anggota DPR :Tombol powernya sebelah mana mba?

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Anggota DPR : Mba, saya mau konek ke internet nggak bisa kenapa ya?
Customer service: Nggak bisanya kenapa?
Anggota DPR : Saya ketik www.playboy. com, gambarnya nggak keluar
Customer service: Pesan errornya apa pak?
Anggota DPR : Nggak ada pesan error pokoknya saya..ketik playboy.com di addressnya, nggak muncul gambar sama sekali.........
Customer service:.Bapak koneksi internetnya pakai apa, dial up, hotspot?
Anggota DPR : Pakai gambar yang ada huruf e (maksudnya internet explorer)
Customer service: Maksudku, bapak langganan internetnya pakai ISP apa, lalu cara koneksi internetnya pakai dial-up atau hotspot, mungkin settingnya ada yg salah.
Anggota DPR: ISP itu apa sih mba?
Customer service: Wah ini sih 50x2 pak
Anggota DPR :Apa tuh mba?
Customer service: CAPE DEH!

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Anggota DPR:Mba saya ingin daftar account di yahoo.com kok nggak bisa ya?
Customer service: Nggak bisa kenapa pak?
Anggota DPR :Ada tulisan paswort is nat long inof, suld bi morten 8 karakter.
Customer service:Itu maksudnya,password bapak minimal 8 huruf.....
Anggota DPR :Oooo oke deh..,saya coba dulu.....
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Anggota DPR: Mba password minimal delapan huruf itu delapannya pakai angka 8 atau ejaan delapan?
Customerservice:Maksudnya?
Anggota DPR: Saya suda tulis di kolom password minimal 8 huruf, tapi bingung,mau tulis delapannya,pakai angka delapan atau ejaan huruf delapan...
Customer service: Ketik.ini aja pak C Spasi D.....
Anggota DPR : Apa..tuh?
Customer service: CAPE DEH!!!

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Anggota DPR: Mba. kalau muter film di laptop, gimana caranya ya?
CS :Ada dvd playernya kan pak?
Anggota DPR: Sebelah mana tuh mba?
CS : Disamping kanan,..pak kalau..di tekan tombolnya nanti,piringan discnya keluar
Anggota DPR Oooo yang keluar itu, piringan disc ya? Udah patah tuh kemarin
CS :Kok bisa patah?
Anggota DPR: Saya kira tempat buat naruh gelas minuman

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Anggota DPR: komputer saya rasanya kena virus
CS : Virus apa tuh pak?
Anggota DPR: Kurang tahu juga,setiap mau cetak ke printer, selalu ada tulisan ken no fain printer...
CS : Itu mungkin salah setting pak.
Anggota DPR: Settingnya udah bener kok, kemarin aja bisa nyetak, tapi sekarang nggak bisa. Saya sudah tunjukkin printernya di depan laptop, tetap aja dia terus-terusan searchng printer not found. Kayanya webcamnya rusak, nggak bisa lihat print eror
CS:Mendadak laper nih Pak, ingin makan tape..
AnggotaDPR:Lho..kok begitu?
CS:TAPE DEH!!!!

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Anggota DPR: Mba,kalau mau baca blognya si artist anu dimana ya?
CS :Bapak cari aja di google.
Anggota DPR: Tapi si artist anu nggak kerja di google kok mba, saya tahu persis.

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Old 13th July 2011
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parah tuh anggota DPR..
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Old 18th July 2011
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Wahh , posting nya udah pada serem yah .
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pinter ngelucu nih miss,,,
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ketik c spasi d jd
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Old 19th July 2011
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pinter ngelucu nih miss,,,
maklum bukan komedian ato pelawak.

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ketik c spasi d jd
ketik c spasi d jadi chandra dewi....
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