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Old 22nd September 2010
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Default Hi.. Saya Sperma

Seekor sperma yang baru lahir sedang diajar oleh instrukturnya:

"Begitu kamu disemprot keluar, lari sekencangnya sampai ke ujung gua dan kamu akan ketemu bulatan merah bernama telur.

Deketin dia dan bilang: "Saya sperma."

Dan dia akan bilang: "Saya telur."

Dari situ kamu akan mulai bikin calon anak. Mengerti?". Si sperma mengangguk dengan mantapnya.

Dua hari kemudian waktu lagi asik molor tiba-tiba dia disemprot keluar. Langsung aja dia lari sekencangnya dan teman-temannya ketinggalan dibelakang.

Akhirnya dia duluan sampai di bulatan merah dan dia memperkenalkan dirinya: "Hi, saya sperma."

Si bulatan merah jawab: "Hi juga, saya amandel... met kenal yach.."
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untung ngga, hi,, saya usus buntu..
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rupanya crot dalem mulut tuh..:nyahaha:
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untung ngga, hi,, saya usus buntu..
hwahahaha...pasti gay itu yg lagi nyembur
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Old 24th March 2011
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kwekwkewe,,malah CIM
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ngakak guling2
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gubrak...salah masuk rupanya
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wkakakakak....... salah masuk room :nyahaha::nyahaha::nyahaha::nyahaha::nyahaha:
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hahahaha
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kirain ketemuan sama " Hay, saya Kotoran " wk

but nais joke ndan...
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