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Old 6th March 2010
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Di sebuah kampung di Tanah Batak,ada kakak beradik bernama Ucok & Poltak. Mrk terkenal bandel. Sangkin bandelnya semua org di desa selalu mengaitkan semua kejadian kriminal ke mrk,mulai dari maling ayam hingga judi. Ibu mrk pusing melihat kelakuan mrk & membawa mrk ke pendeta. Dipanggil mrk satu2 mulai dr Ucok.
Pendeta: "Cok,ibu kau sudah tua,ga kasian kau liat dia?"
Ucok diam,smbl ngupil tdk menjwb.
Pendeta bertanya dgn senyum, "Kau tau Tuhan dimana?"
Ucok cuek.
Pendeta masih sabar walau mulai kesal. Pendeta: "Ucok,kau tau Tuhan dmn?"
Ucok mulai bingung & menelan ludahnya.
Pendeta pun mulai emosi,dgn suara keras & membentak: "TUHAN ADA DIMANA, COK?"
Ucok berteriak sambil berlari ketakutan: "AKU TIDAK TAU!"
Di pintu keluar ia bertemu dgn Poltak.
Poltak: "Knp kau,Cok? Pucat kali muka kau? Pak pendeta
sugeng santoso: Pak pendeta blg apa?"
Ucok: "Gawat bang! Tuhan hilang! Pak Pendeta pikir kita yg curi!"...

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Old 6th March 2010
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hahahahahahaha
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Dasar lugu, lugu ato lugu yah bro?
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Old 7th March 2010
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wkwkkw.. kocak ndan.......

asli ngakak......
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Dasar lugu, lugu ato lugu yah bro?
Blagu kali omm,,
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wakakakakakaak.......
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haha, ucok gelo
thx4shared gan
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hahahahaha
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Old 22nd April 2010
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Preman bloon..
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hahaha,,kasian jg ya mreka..
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