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Old 3rd November 2011
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Cerita nya berawal dari sepasang kekasih yg ingin menikah�.

sebelum memasuki jenjang penikahan, sepasang kekasih saling ngomong terbuka apa adanya tentang kekurangan dirinya.

ce: mas, sebelum menikah sy mau ngomong jujur nih

Co: apa yg mau kamu utarakan, ngomong aja,sy jg sdh lama mau ngomong jujur,dan sepertinya ini waktu yg tepat

Ce: iya mas, sy mau kasih tau, bahwa dada sy tdk sebesar yg mas bayangkan, dan sy takut km tidak puas dgn apa yg sy punya

Co: jgn begitu say, sy sama sekali tidak memikirkan masalah itu, yg penting kita bisa bahagia sampai tua,, itu saja impian ku

Ce: bener mas?sy bersyukur km bisa terima sy apa adanya (dlm hati lega bgt deh gw, kecemasan selama ini hilang sdh)

Co: bener koq,,,sy jg mau ngomong masalah pribadi sy,hhhmmmmm

Ce: apa itu ngomong aja

Co: sy takut tdk bisa memuaskan km, krn sy punya p*nis hanya segede Bayi

Ce: mas, jgn kuatir,,,sy menikah bukan semata2 hanya untuk itu,,,,kebahagian sy km bilang itu tujuan nya

Co: bener�..lega sy mendengarnya

Tiba saat mereka menikah�dan malam pertama tentunya

tp begitu mereka sudah melepaskan pakaian dan siap untuk malam pertama

tiba2 si ce pingsan��dan si co berusaha menyadarkannya.

sesudah sadar�

Co: km kenapa koq tiba2 pingsan, km ga bisa terima kenyataannya yah??

Ce: gimana ga pingsan�..katanya p*nis km hanya segede bayi

co: lah kan sy uda bilang segede bayi�.50 cm beratnya 3 kg

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Old 4th November 2011
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lumayan lah ndan..
bantu sundul aja deh
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bantu sundul kepala bayi...
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buseeettt , pantesan pingsan wkwk
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Hahahahaha,,, segede badan bayi! Wakakakakak....
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lumayan bikin senyum dikit
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:n gakak::nga kak:
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Segede bayi....
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gajelas -__-"
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formula-formula ajaib
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