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Old 25th March 2012
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Talking Guru Darah Tinggi VS Murid IQ Jongkok ( Gk gakak Ane tendang bokong ane sendiri)

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Seorang murid disuruh nyanyi ke depan kelas oleh gurunya.

Murid (nyanyi dg suara kecil): "Cicak2 di dinding.."
Guru : "Gedein Sedikit!!"
Murid : "Tokek2 di dinding.."
Guru : "Gedein lagi!.."
Murid : "Buaya2 di dinding.."
Guru : "yg di gedein itu suara kamu, bukan binatangnya."
Murid : "Kalo suara yg di gedein, saya adzan saja."
Guru : iya sudah, kamu adzan aja.
Murid (dgn suara yg besar) : "Allahu akbar2..."
Guru : "besarin lagi!!!
Murid : "gak ada lagi pak yg lebih besar dari Allah, Allah Maha Besar."
Guru (kesal n marah) menggumam : "Iya sudah Allah Maha Besar, tapi nilai kamu kecil."
Murid : "Gedein dong pak."
Guru (berteriak) : NILAI KAMU KECIL!!!!
Murid : "yg di gedein itu nilai saya pak, bukan suara bapak!!,
Guru : (goplak, suara buku melayang ke muka si murid, hrrrrggg)....



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Default Guru Darah Tinggi VS Murid IQ Jongkok ( Gk gakak Ane tendang bokong ane sendiri)

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asik ane gak ngakak

ayo tendang bokong ente.....
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Default bantu up aja ok thx dah mampir mampir lagi ok

bantu up aja ok thx dah mampir

mampir lagi ok
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lmayan kocak ndan...
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Default bantu up aja ok thx dah mampir mampir lagi ok

bantu up aja ok thx dah mampir

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lucu gan, baru sekarang saya baca banyolan ini.
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ada2 aja tingkah tu murid
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koplak dah ntuh muridnya
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