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Old 11th November 2011
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Default Perokok dan bukan perokok (ngakak++) *****

PR=Perokok

BP=Bukan Perokok



*mereka berdua lagi di bis*

PR mengeluarkan sebungkus rokok dari kantung celananya bermaksud untuk menawarkan kepada orang sebelahnya



PR: Mau rokok mas?

BP: o tidak terimakasih



BP bermaksud penasaran, dan ingin memberi arahan kepada si PR supaya tidak merokok,lantas mulailah si BP mengawali pembicaraan



BP: sehari habis berapa batang rokok mas?

PR: Biasanya sih 2 bungkus

BP:sebungkus harganya berapa mas?

PR: 10.000

BP: mas udah berapa tau ngerokok?

PR: 20 taon

BP:begini saya kasih gambaran,1 bungkuss harganya 10 rebu,satu hari mas habis 2 bungkus, jadi 20.000. kalo satu bulan jadi 20.000 x 30 = 600.000. jadii kalo satu taon berarti 600.000 x 12 - 7.200.000 , kalo anda udah 20 taun ngerokok berarti 7.200.000 x 20 = 144.000.000 wahh seharusnya kalo mas gak merokok bisa beli mobil tuh!

PR: saya juga kasih gambaran!

BP: silahkan

PR: anda perokok atau tidak?

BP: tidak. itu haram bagi saya

PR: LAH? BARU NAPE LO NAIK BUS? MOBIL LO MANA??



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kreatif juga ngejokesnya ndan asik banget :ngakak
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