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Old 15th August 2010
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Default Bingung Membedakan Kanan Atau Kiri

Share sedikit, gue orangnya emang gak bisa bedain kiri sama kanan, kadang nyokap suka sebel kalau gue setirin, karena musti kasih tunjuk tangan, untuk kiri dan kanan.

Pernah suatu ketika gue sudah hapal mati nih, kiri sama kanan, gue pulang naek ojek, nah pas persimpangan gue bilang ke ojeknya :

Gue : "Bang belok kanan, eh kiri, eh kanan ini bang.." (sambil mikir.) dan gue bilang belok kanan, karena gue yakin itu belok kanan tukang ojek langsung belok tapi tidak sesuai dengan kemauan saya.

Gue : "wah salah bang, maaf kiri deng....."

Ojeg : "Yaa , yang bener dong mas", sambil putar balik ke arah belokan yang saya mau.

Gue : "wah maaf mas, saya salah"

Ojeg: "Itu mah namanya kiri mas, bukan kanan, gimana mas, lebih pinteran saya"

Gue : Nelen ludah sambil mikir, ngehe nih kang ojek

Kelar gue sampai rumah, gue turun dan bayar ojek, karena gue penasaran gue tanya ke temen gue yang lagi nongkrong.

Gue : "woi belokan dari depan ke arah sini itu apa sih? kanan apa kiri.."

Temen-temen : "Kanan, emang kenapa?"

Gue: Gue tanya lagi sambil kasih unjuk tangan gue

Temen-temen : "Iya kanan, kenapa?"

Gue : "Yaa, tu tukang ojeg gak tau kiri kanan juga, tapi menang sombong aja, siallll...!!!"

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hahahaha..
edan..
penumpang ama ojeknya bener" parah..


kalo ane,, ga bisa bedain yang atas sama yang bawah..
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tukang ojek edan..
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ha.............................lucu
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wakakakaka lucu dan!
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itu mah ente dibodohin tukang ojek
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malah dijodohin sama tukang ojek jadinya,, hahahahaha
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kalah mental tuh sama tukang ojek,, tampangnya lebih yakinin sih
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jitak harusnya tukang ojeknya ndan
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