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Old 5th July 2010
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Arrow Optimisme kalo nembak cewe itu harus!!

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MARI kita cekicroottt
Cowok adalah sosok mahluk yang diciptakan untuk selalu optimis.
Termasuk masalah jodoh dalam rangka ngedapetin pasangan hidup.
Contohnya bisa diliat di cerita-cerita di bawah ini, mungkin bisa jadi bahan
pemikiran buat cowok-cowok yang mo ngomong sama si cewek yang udah lama diincer.
Yang penting... biar inget aja kalo cowok harus selalu optimis.

Roni : Aku suka sama kamu, Rin... Aku pengin kamu jadi pacarku.
Rina : (Malu-malu) Aku juga suka sama kamu, Ron.

Artinya - Jelas si Rina suka sama si Roni, sampe ngomong terus terang
gitu.

Ebhie : Nov, Aku bener-bener suka sama kamu. Aku pengin kita bisa jalan bareng.
Novi : Kayanya kita lebih baik temenan aja,dech. Kita khan udah lama temenan.

Artinya - Novi pun sebenarnya suka sama si Ebhie. Status "teman"
hanya buat alasan aja buat si Novi biar bisa deket terus sama si Ebhie.

Andri : Aku ngerasa cocok jalan sama kamu. Mau ngga jadi pacarku, Wen?
Wenny : Jangan sekarang deh... Aku pengin konsentrasi study-ku dulu

Artinya - Wenny suka sama si Andri, jawaban yang ngegantung dan
ngambang kaya gitu maksudnya biar Andri penasaran dan tetep "stay around" si Wenny.
Dengan gitu khan mereka bisa tetep deket.
Andaikan si Wenny nggak suka, pasti ngomong terus terang sama Andri.


Deni : Kamu cakep dech, Lia... Aku pengin pacaran sama kamu...
Lia : Terus terang ya, Den... Aku nggak suka sama kamu. Aku benci sama kamu. Kamu Egois,
Kamu bau, Kamu urakan, Kamu cowok males! Pokoknya aku benciii sama kamu!!!

Artinya - Perhatian Lia gedhe sama Deni. Lia tau semua sifat-sifat
Deni, sampe baunya segala. Ngga banyak cewek yang perhatian kaya gitu Loch .
Dan sangat mungkin itu artinya Lia aslinya suka sama Deni.


Indra : Aku udah lama merhatiin kamu, Yen... Aku suka en sayang
banget sama kamu...
Yenni : (Tertawa lepas) Haa..ha..uahaaa..ha.. Lucu kamu, Dra !

Artinya - Betapa gembiranya Yenni mendengar ucapan Indra. Ekspresi
tawa bahagia tiada tara. Jelas banget si Yenni suka sama sama si Indra,
sampe dibilang kalo Indra lucu segala.. xixixi.


Yanto : Ria,... Mau ngga jadi pacarku?
Ria : Plak!! Plak!! (Ria "menyentuh" pipi si Yanto)

Artinya - Yanto spesial buat Ria. "Sentuhan" tangan Ria ke pipi Yanto
(sampe 2X bahkan, ninggalin bekas merah lagi) adalah sentuhan yang
ngga semua cowok bisa ngerasain. Peluang besar buat Yanto bahwa Ria
suka sama dia.


Bimo : Win, Wina... Aku suka banget sama kamu. Pacaran Yuk...
Wina : Jancuk! Aku iki lanang, Mo! Aku koncomu, WinaRNO!!! Eling, Mo... eling... Aku WinaRNO...!

Artinya - Wina seneng sama Bimo. Masa sampe ngaku-ngaku cowok segala. Ngotot lagi...!
Wina ngaku cowok khan biar selalu bisa santai dan deket sama Bimo.


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wuaaaasu koclak
monitorku mpe basah
wakakakakakakakakakakakakak:nyahaha:
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iya neh... ane jg baca ini ampe ngakak wakakkakakkaka
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nah lo boleh ndan jadiin semangat buat kita" ndan

tapi asli parah ndan yg bimo ma winarno
:nyahaha: udah tau laki pake di tembak :nyahaha:
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nah lo boleh ndan jadiin semangat buat kita" ndan

tapi asli parah ndan yg bimo ma winarno
:nyahaha: udah tau laki pake di tembak :nyahaha:
namanya jg optimisme... wakwakkwawka just joke
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tuh cowok kepedean banget ya.. :nyahaha:kkkkkkkkkkk
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wkakakakakak... Mantap
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Anjir yang terakhir ada nama gue tuh bimo
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