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Old 6th December 2011
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T: Haruskah saya mengurangi daging dan makan lebih banyak buah dan sayuran?
J: Anda harus memahami efisiensi logistik. Apa yang dimakan seekor domba? Daun dan jagung. Dan apakah itu? Sayuran. Jadi daging domba adalah tidak lebih dari mekanisme yang efisien dalam memberikan sayuran untuk tubuh anda. Butuh biji? Makan ayam.

T: Apakah saya perlu mengurangi asupan alkohol saya?
J: Tidak, tidak sama sekali. Anggur dibuat dari buah. Brandy adalah anggur yang disuling, itu berarti mereka mengambil air dari buah sehingga Anda mendapatkan bahkan lebih dari kebaikan anggur. Bir juga terbuat dari gandum. Ini hanya kesalahpahaman, bahwa orang-orang memiliki pikiran sempit. Jadi?

T: Apakah makanan yang digoreng tidak buruk bagi Anda?
J: ANDA TIDAK MENDENGARKAN! Makanan digoreng dalam minyak sayur. Bagaimana bisa mendapatkan lebih banyak sayuran akan buruk bagi Anda?

T: Apakah cokelat buruk bagi saya?
J: Apakah kamu gila? HELLO... Biji kakao... sayuran! Ini makanan terbaik!

T: Apakah berenang baik untuk bentuk tubuh Anda?
J: Jika berenang baik untuk bentuk tubuh Anda, tolong jelaskan mengenai ikan paus kepada saya.

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hihihi... dokternya mabok kali yaah...

Numpang naro thread yaa ndan... maaf kalau ga sopan... ^_^

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Old 30th December 2011
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ada" aja si dokter, aneh" aja y
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Old 31st December 2011
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Jadi, ga usah diet aja, kan sama aja makan sayur ato kaga
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lumayan nyengir ndan
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yah lumayanlah ndan daripada manyun
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makanya ngapain diet2 segala, semua makanan sehat kok
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bisa aje luh gan kalo ngelawak lewat treatnya jadi ngakak ane :ngakak
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