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Old 11th December 2011
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Default Apa jadinya kalo pilot dan pramugari terdampar di padang pasir,..(BB+)

Sebuah pesawat tempur jatuh di padang pasir�. si pilot selamat, sebagai pilot militer teknik survival dah mkanan sehari-hari�dia bisa minum lewat embun yang ditampung. batang-batang kaktus, dia bisa makan dari berburu hewan2 gurun.



Tak terasa telah 3 bulan dia bisa bertahan, selama 3 bulan hanya kebutuhan biologisnya saja yang kadang menyiksa dia...�Cari lawan dimana ya ?� Pikirnya�. suatu hari ...dia ketemu seekor unta liar, muncullah ide liarnya � gak ada wanita unta pun jadilah!� Dikejarnya unta itu, tapi tiap kali disentuh unta itu selalu menendangnya! Begitulah ber hari-hari berlalu�.�Nasib� jangankan cewek, unta pun gak mau�.�



Suatu hari sebuah pesawat komersial jatuh dan meledak didekatnya, semua tewas kecuali 1 pramugari, pilot itu menolong dan merawatnya dengan baik�.�Tuan telah menyelamatkan hidup saya, sekarang saya milik tuan, mau diapain saja saya rela..� Rayu si pramugari�. �Bener neh?� Kata si pilot, dia liat satu peluang untuk menuntaskan hasrat terpendamnya.



�Bener tuan, saya rela diapain aja dan disuruh apa aja..�
�Ok�. Tolong kamu pegangin tuh kaki onta sialan, gw masih penasaran�..!!!!�

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geblek dah,, manik onta.. hahahahah
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sking penasarannya tuh pilot
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bhuahahaha..ada cewe pramugari masih di anggurin aja..
geblek tuh pilot pesawat tempur, kelewat oon
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penasaran m onta tuh pilot
ampe cwe di nganggurin
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bruakakakak....

penasaran tingkat tinggi tuh paylot..
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hahahha

pilot bloon

gak tau kesempatan
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gila nih orang masih aja nepsong sama onta
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Thank you para mastah..
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