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Old 22nd September 2010
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Ibu guru perhatikan akhir-akhir ini si kecil Joni menurun prestasinya. Suatu hari seusai jam sekolah diapun mengajan Joni bicara.

"Ibu perhatikan akhir-akhir ini nilaimu menurun. Ada apa?"

Si kecil Joni menjawab, "Saya lagi jatuh cinta Bu Guru"

"Sama siapa?"

"Sama bu Guru", jawabnya dengan wajah memerah. Bu guru memang orangnya cantik.

Kelihatannya bu guru tidak asing dengan sikap murid semacam ini. Diapun menjawab dengan lembut, "Joni, kamu tau itu nggak mungkin. Memang Ibu sendiri suatu saat akan punya suami, tapi Ibu tidak menginginkan seorang anak kecil"

"Oh, soal itu Ibu nggak usah kuatir", sahut Joni dengan nada mantap, "Saya akan pake kondom"
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tidak menginginkan seorang anak kecil


hahahaha..
tau juga tuh anak..

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si anak mesum tuh pikirannya.. :nyahaha:kkkkkkkkk
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Seoul hobinya dikasih cabe!Seoul hobinya dikasih cabe!Seoul hobinya dikasih cabe!Seoul hobinya dikasih cabe!Seoul hobinya dikasih cabe!Seoul hobinya dikasih cabe!Seoul hobinya dikasih cabe!Seoul hobinya dikasih cabe!Seoul hobinya dikasih cabe!Seoul hobinya dikasih cabe!Seoul hobinya dikasih cabe!
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gawat tuh langsung mati gaya
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:eeek:
anak kecil dah tau pake kondom

wkwk...........
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omesh tuh anak..
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dewasa sebelum waktunya ni bocah
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