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Old 21st September 2010
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Dalam perjalanan ke luar kota, Roy terpaksa harus menginap di sebuah hotel kecil di sebuah kota.

Malam hari, karena tak tahan lagi akan rasa sepi dan dingin yang mencekam, Roy menelepon resepsionis di lantai bawah:

Roy : "Tolong kirim seorang pelacur yang lumayan kemari."

Istri pemilik hotel yang kebetulan bertugas di meja resepsionis sangat marah mendengar permintaan tamunya. dia menyuruh suaminya agar melempar Roy keluar dari hotel.

Tapi suaminya keberatan. Katanya permintaan Roy tokh adalah sesuatu yang alami dan tidak merugikan siapa pun. Lagipula, dia tak ingin kehilangan seorang langganan yang terbaik.

Istri : "Baik! Kalau kau tak mau; biar aku yang melemparnya," kata si isteri lalu segera berlari ke atas.

Selama kurang lebih dua puluh menit, terdengar suara hingar-bingar di atas. Tak lama setelah itu tampaklah Roy menjumpai si pemilik hotel seraya berkata,

Roy : Boleh jadi perempuan tadi itu memang yang paling lumayan di kota ini. Tapi sayang dia agak bandel. Saya jadi terpaksa memperkosanya
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hahahaha..
rasain..
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hahaha.. istrinya diperkosa..:nyahaha:
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wadduh.... kasian pemilik hotelnya dong,,,,, hehehehhe seru ni,,, thanks
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mampuus tuh
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Itu baru namanya senjata makan tuan.
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