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Old 21st September 2010
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Seorang lelaki berbelanja di sebuah toko khusus penjual makanan hewan piaraan. Selesai berkeliling, dia mendatangi kasir sambil membawa makanan kaleng untuk anjing. Si kasir bertanya, "Bapak punya anjing?"

"Ya."
"Mana?"
"Di rumah."
"Peraturan toko mengharuskan saya melihat anjing Bapak lebih dahulu sebelum mengizinkan Bapak membeli barang ini."

Lelaki tersebut pulang dengan tangan kosong. Keesokan harinya dia kembali berbelanja ke toko yang sama. Dia membawa dua kaleng makanan kucing, datang ke kasir bermaksud membayar.

"Bapak punya kucing?" tanya si kasir.
"Punya."
"Mana?"
"Di rumah."
"Maaf, Pak. Peraturan toko. Saya musti melihat kucing Bapak dulu."

Pria itupun pulang dengan tangan hampa lagi. Dia kembali lagi keesokan harinya dan kali ini langsung mendatangi kasirnya.

"Lihat sini," dia berkata sambil membuka celananya dan memperlihatkan alat kelaminnya.

"Saya mau beli makanan burung."
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hahahaha..
bisa aja tuh bapak..
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sakit deh nih perut ketawa gara2 baca treat ente yang lucu tuh ngakak:
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dolo aja ane gan beneran dah kocak bener cerita ente
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Old 13th April 2012
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Quote:
Originally Posted by anak_kuda View Post
dolo aja ane gan beneran dah kocak bener cerita ente
sssst atas ane postingan sama semua,

Kejar setoran gan

sama lah
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sssst atas ane postingan sama semua,

Kejar setoran gan

sama lah
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Quote:
Originally Posted by anak_kuda View Post
dolo aja ane gan beneran dah kocak bener cerita ente
sssst atas ane postingan sama semua,

Kejar setoran gan

sama lah
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wakakakakka gitu juga bisa.... ckckckc
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bapak2 kesel muncul deh akalnya...
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owh burungnya disembunyiin di celana yah,,,
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