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Old 4th June 2010
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Wink gara2 kebiasaan..,,,

gara2 kebiasaan..


Seorang lelaki bernama Amat yang baru saja menjalani malam pertama bersama isteri barunya,
menceritakan tentang masalahnya kepada seorang sahabatnya, Andi.

"Wah, gila juga! Ternyata memang benar," ujar Amat.
"Kebiasaan yang sering kita lakukan ketika masih bujang, terulangi pada malam pengantin."

"Maksudmu? Sebenarnya apa yang terjadi semalam?" si Andi ingin tahu.

"Begini. Km kan tau kalau sewaktu bujang aku suka main perempuan?."

"Ha'ah. Tapi bukannya km bilang dah insyaf, akan bertobat stelah mnikah?"

"Memang la. Tapi aku lupa berbuat sesuatu semalam."

"Ya kah? Apa yang udah km perbuat?"

"Km tau, saat malam pengantin semalam, setelah selesai melakukan hubungan, dalam keadaan lemas, tanpa sengaja aku memberikan uang 350rb pada isteriku..

"Aku gak sengaja! Tp dah terjadi, mw apa lagi.." jawab Amat dengan muka masam.

"Trus,gmana? Isterimu marah?"

"Itulah masalahnya," Amat menjawab.
"Dalan keadaan separuh sadar dia menjawab, 'Terima Kasih Bang, besok datang lagi ya'...!"

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wakwakwakwakwak... :neraka:
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waakakakakaka ndan......
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wakakakakak mampas loe,...
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wakakakakakakakaka... asli ketawa gw.. nice post dan
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w.....
ternyataaaa bIninya sma ja Ma suminya ,,yang Doyannn nGewe diLuarr.....

nh nDan biar Lw SEgerrr, gw Kasih
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bah satu costumer dengan penjual ternyata ndan....
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sama2 profesi masa lau nya ndan
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ternyata keduanya sama aja ndan
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'Terima Kasih Bang, besok datang lagi ya'...!"
ini mah laki bini sama aja...
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