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Old 26th August 2011
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Seorang preman berwajah garang sedang mengendarai motor Harleynya, ketika melewati seorang gadis cantik bergaun panjang yang sedang berdiri di atas jembatan layang.

Ia menghentikan motornya dan bertanya : "Apa yang sedang kamu lakukan?"

Jawab sang Gadis : "Saya ingin bunuh diri..."

Mengambil kesempatan ini sang preman berkata: "Kalau begitu sebelum kamu melompat, berikan saya ciumanmu yang terakhir."

Sang gadis pun menciumnya. Setelah ciuman berakhir, sang preman dengan wajah berseri-seri berkata: "Mengapa kamu ingin bunuh diri? Ciumanmu begitu panas dan menggairahkan. Pasti banyak lelaki yg akan tergila-gila dengan ciumanmu ini."

Dengan sedih sang gadis menjawab : "Saya ingin bunuh diri karena orangtua dan keluarga saya menentang saya berpakaian dan berdandan seperti wanita..."

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niat nyari kesempatan dalam kesempitan...malah dapet "batangan"...
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Wkwkwk , muntah muntah dah tuh preman wkwk
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berarti kudu tanya dulu alasannya mau bunuh diri
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