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Old 29th June 2011
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Seorang turis asal Singapura sedang menikmati liburan di Malaysia. Dia sedang menikmati sarapan paginya di Coffee House sebuah hotel dimana dia menginap. Seorang warga Malaysia sambil mengunyah permen karet duduk disebelahnya dan mulai mengajak berbicara secara santai.

Orang Malaysia : "Kalian orang-orang Singapura memakan keseluruhan roti ya ...?"

Turis Singapura : "Tentu saja"

Orang Malaysia : "Kami tidak. Di Malaysia kami hanya memakan bagian dalamnya saja. Sedangkan bagian kulit luar roti yang kering kami kumpulkan lalu kami masukkan ke dalam kontainer, diolah, lalu. kami produksi menjadi roti croissants dan kami ekspor ke Singapura" (sambil nyengir)

Si orang Malaysia lalu tersenyum puas saat melihat si turis asal Singapura terdiam tanpa bisa berbicara apa-apa.

Orang Malaysia : " Apakah kamu juga memakan roti dengan selai ?"

Turis Singapura: "Tentu saja"

Orang Malaysia : "Kami tidak.(sambil tertawa kecil) Di Malaysia kami makan buah segar pada saat makan pagi. Kami kupas kulitnya, keluarkan isinya dan kami kumpulkan di kontainer, diolah, lalu kami produksi menjadi selai.
Setelah itu kami ekspor ke Singapura"

Kali ini, si turis Singapura balas bertanya: "Apakah kalian, orang-orang Malaysia melakukan hubungan sex?"

Orang Malaysia : "Kenapa? Tentu saja kami melakukan hubungan sex"

Turis Singapura : "Apakah kalian menggunakan 'pengaman'?"

Orang Malaysia : "Tentu saja !! Kami menggunakan kondom"

Turis Singapura : "Lalu, apa yang kalian lakukan dengan kondom yang telah digunakan ?"

Orang Malaysia : "Kami buang, tentu saja"

Turis Singapura : "Kami tidak. Di Singapura, pemerintah secara diam-diam memasukkan kondom-kondom tersebut ke dalam kontainer, kami lebur, lalu kami olah menjadi permen karet dan kami ekspor ke Malaysia. Itulah alasan yang sebenarnya kenapa kami orang Singapura dilarang makan permen karet, seperti yang ada di mulut anda.

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bwahahahhaaahahah....:ngak ak:

asli nih, gw bacanya geli banget..
emang bener di singapore gum/permen karet ga boleh masuk...
bayangin kalo emang beneran permen karet ada campuran kondom bekasnya....
hahahahahah.....

ama meluncur dech....
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oooo gitu yah....... pantesan ada yang hamil karena makan permen karet
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oh gitu ndan
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ngakak juga,thx ndan ane bantu sundul yah
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ngeheheheheeheeheh

nice share ndan..
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oooo gitu yah....... pantesan ada yang hamil karena makan permen karet
hahahahaa....
bahan permen karetnya ngga dicuci bersih tuh, masih ada isinya.
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ahahaha, geli jdnya makan gituan
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ahahaha, geli jdnya makan gituan
tapi kalo ga tau ga geli kan....
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