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Old 31st January 2011
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Seorang mahasiswi seksi yang terancam gagal ujian mendatangi kantor dosennya yang masih muda. Dia melirik ke sekililingnya sebentar, menutup pintunya, dan langsung berlutut di hadapan sang dosen sambil memohon.

"Pak Dosen, Saya bersedia melakukan apapun juga agar lulus ujian....", ujarnya sambil melirik genit.

Lalu sang mahasiswi mendekat ke arah dosennya, menyibakkab rambutnya, menatap matanya penuh arti. "Kalau Bapak masih belum mengerti maksud saya..." bisiknya, "Saya bersedia melakukan apapun, apa saja yang Bapak mau..."

Dosen muda tadi membalas tatapannya, "Apapun?"

"Apapun!", jawab sang mahasiswi secepatnya.

Suara dosen itu melembut, "Apapun?"

"Apapun...."

Akhirnya Pak dosen berbisik, "Maukah kamu......... belajar?"
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gagal dah tuh siasat si cewek
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hahaha.. disuruh belajar..








sawer dund buat ceumekam ndan..
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Old 28th February 2011
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gagal maning ndan ...
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hahahahah..... mantab tuk dosen
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bisa aja ndan
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Apapun.....
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keknya walo belajarpun g da hasilnya tu.....
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Old 28th February 2011
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dosennya bijak ndan
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