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Old 21st October 2010
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Default Murid Jatuh Cinta Dengan Ibu Gurunya

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Ibu guru perhatikan akhir-akhir ini si kecil Joni menurun prestasinya. Suatu hari seusai jam sekolah diapun mengajan Joni bicara.

"Ibu perhatikan akhir-akhir ini nilaimu menurun. Ada apa?"

Si kecil Joni menjawab, "Saya lagi jatuh cinta Bu Guru"

"Sama siapa?"

"Sama bu Guru", jawabnya dengan wajah memerah. Bu guru memang orangnya cantik.

Kelihatannya bu guru tidak asing dengan sikap murid semacam ini. Diapun menjawab dengan lembut, "Joni, kamu tau itu nggak mungkin. Memang Ibu sendiri suatu saat akan punya suami, tapi Ibu tidak menginginkan seorang anak kecil"

"Oh, soal itu Ibu nggak usah kuatir", sahut Joni dengan nada mantap, "Saya akan pake kondom"


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Wah cabul neh anak
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Pikirannya dah dewasa bener tu
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bisa aja ente gan,,,
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hahaha...c joni salah tangkep maksud guru nya..haha
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