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Old 27th May 2010
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Post sUrganya AMrozi CS

SoRry ndan Kalau GK rEpost,,,,

Melihat Surga Amrozi

Almarhum Bendul baru seminggu meninggal dunia, oleh malaikat jalan-jalan di akherat guna diperkenalkan dengan lingkungan barunya.

Disuatu tempat Bendul melihat orang-orang yang disiksa, dicambuk dan dibakar di atas api neraka.Setelah disiksa mereka mati tapi hidup lagi lalu disiksa lagi. Begitu terus berualng-ulang.

Lalu Bendul lalu bertanya kepada Malaikat. "Wahai Malaikat, tempat apakah itu namanya? dan kenapa mereka disiksa?"

"O..itu namanya neraka, tempat orang-orang yang selama hidupnya suka mencuri, berzina, korupsi dan semua perbuatan berdosa lainnya." jawab Malaikat.


O..begitu ya...lalu Bendul diajak berjalan lagi untuk melihat tempat penyiksaan yang lain sampai suatu saat Bendul melihat Amrozi CS sedang berada di tempat yang sejuk, indah dan pemandangannya indah sekali.

Di sana Amrozi CS ditemani wanita-wanita cantik telanjang, diiringi musik nan merdu, di meja dihidangkan makanan yang serba lezat. Lalu dengan sedikit heran Bendul bertanya. "Wahai malaikat tempat apakah itu namanya ?"

"O..itu surganya Amrozi !' Jawab malaikat. Kemudian Bendul diajak berjalan lagi.

Tiba-tiba terdengar suara Bom, Bluarrr,,bendul heran tapi masih terdiam,,merekapun berjalan lagi. Sekitar sepuluh menit kemudian terdengar bom lagi.

Bendulpun bertanya kepada malaikat, "Suara apakah itu wahai Malaikat ?"

"O..itu suara bom, setiap 3 MENIT surganya Amrozi kami ledakkan..!!!"

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Satu kata untuk mu.....



PERAONE


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PERAONE


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:nyahaha: kasihan amat setiap 3 mnt di ledakin :nyahaha:
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hahaha.. 3 menit sekali meledak..:nyahaha:
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jd malaikatnya keturunan teroris jg
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